The Blue Lagoon Is Getting Remade...For Lifetime!

Huh? Really?
Apparently, Lifetime has greenlighted a contemporary remake of the ’80s Brooke Shields tittay-fest The Blue Lagoon, which, in case you’re unfamiliar, tells the story of a boy and girl marooned on an island as children, who ultimately grow up together and start boning a lot.
According to sources, production is hoping for a February start date in Puerto Rico, and casting is already underway!
Hmm…doesn’t this story seem a little, ahem, risqu├â┬⌐ for the network? Seems like Lifetime is better suited for pregnancy pacts and Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Oh well!
Maybe we’ll tune in – but only if Courtney Stodden gets the female lead!