Evan Rachel Wood Flaunts Her Pale Flesh

Evan Rachel Wood tries desperately to look sexy and sultry in a photo shoot for Flaunt Magazine, but only makes it to vaguely attractive and casually awkward.

The stool photo gives us second hand embarrassment. She looks constipated!

And why does she look so odd in that dress? Don’t even get us started on the shoes!!

You will never be Dita Von Teese, honey. Go try to find a style of your own, because this one’s not working for you.

[ Images courtesy of Flaunt Magazine.]