La Loca Wants Chanel To Pimp Out Her SCRAM Bracelet

Pathetic!
Lindsay Lohan is shamelessly begging Chanel to send her free swag so she can decorate her SCRAM bracelet to make it look stylish.
Seriously!?
Lindsanity tweeted early Friday morning:

can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my scram bracelet so that i can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!? x

There’s so many things wrong with that tweet we don’t know where to start.
First of all, your alcohol monitoring bracelet is a punishment, not a fashion statement. It’s ugly so you wouldn’t WANT to wear it.
Second, if Karl Lagerfeld had a problem with Lily Allen and her pAArtying reputation, what makes you think he’d want anything to do with a delusional train wreck like YOU!
[Image via Michael Wright/WENN.]