Anna Kendrick is seriously a national treasure.
Why, you may ask?
Well, among many other things, like her movies for one, she’s literally the only person you need to follow on Twitter.
Have you SEEN her page?? It’s riddled with the most HIGHlarious & AH-MAZE tweets that will have you laughing every time you see them!
Still not convinced?
Ch-ch-check out our favorite AKens tweets that will surely have you pressing the follow button…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
INTO THE WOODS is in theaters this Christmas and Cinderella may be dirty but she can throw shade pic.twitter.com/6tARQQm8CF
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 30, 2014
Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I've been in training my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 28, 2014
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2014
Just sat in my car and sang along to Dashboard Confessional even though I got home halfway through the song. Because I'm 14. #Feeeeeeels
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 17, 2014
I really hope Chris Harrison is nice in real life. Or a robot from the future. I'd be happy with either.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 8, 2014
"Okay" pic.twitter.com/zQjku2s7Bh
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 30, 2014
Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 16, 2014
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 4, 2014
I just found a spider UNDER MY FUCKING PILLOW. So, looks like a no sleep kinda night for ol' Kendrick.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 22, 2014
Burned my thumb on set today. iPhone fingerprint ID won't work. Pretty sure I can get away with murder as long as I only use my thumb.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 2, 2014
I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2014
Peanut butter on triscuits and I'm not even stoned.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2014
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2014
No, flash player, I will not update you now. Not until the day I try to watch Hulu and it won't play. Not a moment sooner!!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 25, 2014
I don't think I completely washed out my conditioner this morning so I'm gonna throw on some sweats call this day a win.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 16, 2014
"Honestly, she brought this on herself" – My gravestone, probably.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 14, 2014
You can take this month off @voguemagazine I've got your cover right here. #NoNeedToThankMe pic.twitter.com/cQnIT2P0OS
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 7, 2014
What if I'm a sleepwalker, except I'm so lazy that even when I sleepwalk I just lie in bed. #ThingsIThinkAboutWhenImNotWorking #HelpMe
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 4, 2014
When and where are auditions for Broadway version of FROZEN? (am only interest in the role Olaf) pic.twitter.com/pvB5EtgNmI
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 2, 2014
Fangirl of the year http://t.co/7JunXn7RnA pic.twitter.com/PkjLTzbFdD
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2014
.@kelly_clarkson This is awesome… be cool Anna, be cool… CAN I SMELL YOUR HAIR???? …..……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………dammit
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 10, 2014
If I find a movie where my character wears sweatpants all the time I swear I'll do it for free #TheseAreFacts
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 23, 2013
Why do I HAVE to eat 2 or 3 french fries before I can take a bite of a burger? Does this unlock some kind of force field? Call Bill Nye!!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 17, 2013
If Natalie Portman asked me to kill someone I'd probably do it.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 4, 2013
I know we all asked this question as kids and just moved on at a certain point but seriously, why the fuck is it called a GRAPEfruit??
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 26, 2013
LOLOLOLz!!! See what we mean?!?!
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