Thanks To The Sony Hack, We Now Know Channing Tatum Writes The Most Adorable E-Mails EVER!

The Sony hack has embarrassed a lot of people, especially a few execs who seem to routinely bash celebs, each other, and even the President!
But not all the leaked emails made people look bad.
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For instance, there was Joel McHale‘s polite slap in the face to Sony after Community was cancelled.
Well now we know Channing Tatum is another Sony employee who has nothing to fear, because this leaked missive is the greatest of all time!
22 Jump Street had just beaten out Ted to become the second-highest grossing R-rated comedy of all time, and to celebrate, Channing wrote to Sony and his costar Jonah Hill:

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It actually goes on like that for about 10,000 more HAs. Seriously.
Now isn’t that unbridled joy better than name-calling?