Got A Tip?

Star Seeker

Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum NOT Taking Zoë Kravitz & Harry Styles Engagement News Well! His New Cryptic Posts Say SO MUCH!

Channing Tatum Not Taking Zoë Kravitz & Harry Styles Engagement News Well! His New Cryptic Posts Say SO MUCH!

Well, looks like Channing Tatum heard about the engagement…

As you know, Harry Styles and Channing’s ex-fiancé Zoë Kravitz got engaged last week. And it doesn’t look like the 21 Jump Street actor is taking the news too well! On his Instagram Stories, he seemingly went on a Tom Brady post-Gisele Bündchen style crash out…  But you know what? We love the vulnerability! Everyone has an emotional hangover over an ex at some point. Stars, they’re just like us!

First, in a now-deleted post, the actor shared a poem that’s VERY telling of where he’s at right now. The poem was posted to Beautiful Chorus‘ song Faith’s Hymn, and it reads:

“my brain and
heart divorced

a decade ago

over who was
to blame about
how big of a mess
I have become

eventually,
they couldn’t be
in the same room
with each other”

Oh man.. So he’s essentially saying his brain and heart no longer connect? A timely post following his breakup with Zoë and her moving on to a new man. See it (below):

Channing Tatum instagram stories
(c) Channing Tatum/Instagram

But that’s not the only thing he posted! He went on a bit of a Stories spree, sharing another video of two people fighting with pool noodles like pretend swords in a park. The caption read:

“New therapy tool unlocked. Try it or just have a laugh.”

Related: How Harry’s Engagement Ring For Zoë Kravitz Rivals Channing’s

Channing said of this video in his own post:

“I might actually just do this in New York randomly. It seems so much fun.”

He also shared a post about “ending an 8 year cycle” with the zodiac signs Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, and Aquarius (Channing himself is a Taurus). His final post was a video of a horse standing close to the camera, in which he captioned it:

“Only fans…”

Channing Tatum instagram stories
(c) Channing Tatum/Instagram
Channing Tatum instagram stories
(c) Channing Tatum/Instagram

Uh… Yeah, we aren’t really sure what to make of some of this! But the timing and the content of his posts are pretty telling!

What do U think he’s getting at here, Perezcious readers? Are these posts targeted — or is he just being totally random? Sound OFF (below).

[Image via Phil Lewis/MEGA/WENN]

CLICK HERE TO COMMENT
Apr 28, 2026 08:36am PDT