All The Single Tonys, Put Your Hands Up!

There’s no remorse to be seen on Tony Romo’‘s face as Life & Style caught him pAArtying it up only a few days after dumping Jessica Simpson.
And who did he choose to party with? Why, another Ghost of the Simpson Bitch’s Past, Ashlee Simpson’s ex, Z-list musician Ryan Cabrera.
Call up John Mayer and you guys can start a “He-Man Simpson Haters Club.”
Tony seemed to be enjoying his single status as he hung out with his boys at LA├óΓé¼Γäós Key Club on Monday night. Witnesses commented that he looked “like he hadn’t a care in the world”, while he and his new buddy Ryan “checked out all the hot chicks dancing onstage.├óΓé¼┬¥
He even shared a little diddy with the crowd when he was dragged on stage by the band and Ryan. A source adds, “As soon as Tony stood up and showed his face they tossed him the mic. He got into it and sang a few bars of a Guns ‘N Roses song. It was awesome!”
We bet! Guess the place holds no sentiment to him. In the olden days, the paps could usually find Tony and Jessica at the bar as they were regular Monday-night patrons.
And while Tony was getting drunk off life, Jessica was home, eating a case of Chicken of the Sea, left-over from her endorsement days.
We kid, we kid.
She ate all that a long time ago!