Britney Makes Her Babies Cry

Mommy’s pissed!
Her booboos have misbehaved in public. They’re supposed to be perfect little angels.
Mommy’s gonna taken them home and whip them with some hair extensions! Or she’d have somebody else do it for her, cuz she’s too lazy to do it herself.
Britney is such an attention whore!
The frequent and habitual user of drugs took her boys out to dinner and a spin in her car, Sunday in Malibu. And the kids were having none of that.
Why would Spears subject her kids to such drama?
Notice how Kevin Federline makes it a point to wisely shelter his kids from the paparazzi clusterfuck. You never see him photographed with his kids.
We feel for you Tater Tot and Small Fry. Mommy is crazy and you boys are gonna have major issues when you grow up!
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