Jessica Simpson, or more recently known as Sexual Nepalm, decided to tweet this little gem of wisdom yesterday:
You can’t love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.
Who are you talking about, Simpleton??
Were you not yourself when you were a brunette and getting NASTY with John Mayer??
According to a source:
“[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places. She liked being a bad girl and being manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview.”
“He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it.”
Smart move, girl!!
We still wonder what exactly the tweet means, though.
Guess we’re going to have to wait until she talks to Oprah!!
We’re sure she’ll spill her guts!! It’s going to be JUICY, we just know it!!
P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!!
[Image via WENN.]
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