Another Argument For Birth Control

It’s not mine, I swear!
Stop us if you’ve seen this before…
Everyone’s favorite billionaire screw-up Jeremy Darling has another run-in with Johnny Law; this time it was down at the piers. What’s he done this time, smuggled in some Cubans on his new yacht? Cigars, I mean.
Maybe the Darling parents should just let the cops ship him away so they don’t have to deal with him. They’ve got four other kids to blow all their dirty sexy money on, don’t they?