Bam Margera woke up from a wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!
The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.
While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.
Here’s where it gets really hot weird though…
As he was talking to the cops, his not-so-secret admirer had her fingers plunging in and out of her lady parts!
AHH! That’s so weird! Totally a scene out of the pornographic version of Fatal Attraction. Bam is just lucky he didn’t give in to her advances in case she DID plan on getting to the fatal part!
He ended up throwing her naked butt outside on the lawn before the police even arrived, then she was arrested and is facing charges for burglary, criminal trespass and stalking.
Maybe this was just a stunt gone wrong for the next Jackass movie and it was actually Johnny Knoxville in the best disguise ever! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]
