Bethenny Frankel Narrowly Avoids Massive Shark In The Hudson River!!

Just kidding, that’s only a doodle! DON’T PANIC!!

Bethenny Frankel took a moment out of the billion things she’s constantly doing to get a little fresh air and exercise, choosing to go paddle boarding on a questionable river in NYC.

We say questionable because of the pollution, not that it’s a questionable river. It’s clearly a river!

We hope it was fun, exhilarating, and refreshing — and that you didn’t get any of that antibiotic-resistant bacteria!

[Image via Hector Vallenilla/Pacific Coast News.]