Rock Of Love Bus Cruise!

Bret Michaels is ready to set sail on a new titillating adventure on the open seas – and your invited to come along.

No, you won’t find this journey in the fall lineup of VH1’s reality power hour next year. Bret is actually sponsoring a real-life celebrity cruise, one where you actually pay to be trapped on a large boat with him and 100 other people with herpes.

According to sources, all the Grand Suite rooms on the Carnival Cruise are already SOLD OUT and from the description that Bret gives about the experience, we can see why! In the official announcement for the voyage, Bret says:

“I have wanted to do something like this for so long and let me tell you: this cruise will be absolutely epic, one for the record books. I really couldn’t ask for anything better then having the chance to kick back, rock out, and spend some quality time with all of my fans. The past year has been such a crazy one for me. One that I never could have gotten through without the support of my family, friends and fans. I’m thrilled to have the chance to unwind and have a good time with all of them. And one piece of advice: come with your cameras ready because this on is a once in a lifetime event you won’t want to forget.”

Anyone else think the PR team had to cut out the last sentence of that paragraph that read “so don’t drink so much you blackout, vomit on strangers and actually forget what your doing and where you are”? Just a thought…

According to the website, along with cruising to Mexico on a barge full of skanks, Bret will be putting on a private concert and participating in a lot of fun activities while onboard.

Fun for the whole family! Make sure to bring the kiddies!

P.S. – We want you to know that we looked into what exactly was offered in the Grand Suite rooms, just out of curiosity. The room is said to be spacious, with a balcony, refrigerator and HOLD ONTO YOUR BANDANAS – A VCR!

Now, if that doesn’t sweeten the deal, we don’t know what will!