BritBrit Doesn't Understand The Notion Of 'Live'

The only thing that Britney can do live is open and close her mouth and wiggle painfully on stage.

For her Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting “appearance,” Papa Spears ordered a pre-tape, then got BritBrit some anti-crazy pills, a lopsided stylist and gave her a mic to play with.

How nice!

Britney will not be “singing” at the tree lighting tonight, which she pre-taped last night. She’s just gracing us with her “presence.”

At least she looked cute last night/will look cute tonight!

[Image via WENN.]