Paranoid?? Britney Spears Calls Valentine's Day Pics With Felon Ex 'A Set Up' To Make Her Look Bad - And Brings Her Mom Into It!

Britney Spears thinks her pics of her Valentine’s Day outing hitting the web are a result of a total “set up”.

As we previously reported, the 43-year-old pop star was spotted out and about on Valentine’s Day with her ex-convict beau Paul Soliz. After they recently rekindled their flame and already had a previous outing with his kids, it was no surprise to see the two spending the romantic holiday together — but Brit Brit seems to think it was more than just a fun date night.

In a new post to Instagram Monday, the Toxic hitmaker describes her V-Day weekend as a “fun day”, but she sounds totally convinced that a kid standing across the street was secretly snapping pics of her — pics designed to make her look bad! She wrote:

“Happy late V Day – I must say, it was such a fun day for me … Especially picking the children up and waiting for my friend patiently for 10 minutes to buy his sweet mum mum flowers”

So she’s saying her “friend” Paul was buying those flowers for his mom? Inneresting. Seems like she’d rather distance herself from all the relationship talk with her controversial beau. Hmm. Then came the more conspiracy-minded theorizing…

“There was a boy across the street with his dog just standing there the whole time !!! I was like, what is this boy waiting on ??? Why doesn’t he go ??? Am I in a sloth movie ??? WTF !!! Well I figured it out – it was a set up to take my pic leaning forward with a double chin”

It sounds so paranoid! But of course, there are pics of her on the internet. And there have been for years now. So obviously there are sometimes random dudes taking her photo! As for the idea they were trying to make her look bad? That just feels like her vanity talking. Girl, you looked fine, no one was thinking about your posture! It was about the company! Right??

Brit went on to suggest that her mom, Lynne Spears, probably “likes” the way things were “set up”:

“Are you with someone who made you feel beautiful for V day or with someone who absolutely demoralized you ??? Or get HUGE pay ??? I bet my mom even likes it !!!People love the negative … It’s the most viewed pic on internet … And we are supposed to live in a kind world ???”

Yeesh… it doesn’t sound like she’s too happy with her momma. We thought they reconciled and all was peaceful between them now?? This isn’t a good sign.

See her full post (below):