Aaand…fight!
Now that Britney is looking more like (a heavily sedated version of) her old self, K-Fed‘s got to get his side of the story out. And via People Magazine he wants everyone to know that he’s really not such a bad guy and that his children are his number one priority.
Until they’re 18.
In the interview, he talks about meeting Britney (“Our eyes met and that was it” – oh boy, was it ever!) and how the happiest part of their marriage was…getting married (“I never thought that I would get married but it wound up happening.” Translation: “I’m set bitch! Time to get sperminating!”), but says he was “blindsided” by the divorce, which Britney did “behind my back.”
That witch!
Easy to go behind your back when your back’s in pAAArtying in Vegas.
And if you’re still not convinced, here’s some more:
A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.
My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. [Ah yes! The classic divorce line!] I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Are things getting better?
Oh, man, it’s totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There’s structure over there, there’s structure at my house. We’re trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn’t have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.
Now ladies, doesn’t that just make your ovaries giddy?
You see? K-Fed is just a misunderstood gold-digger.
You can check out the rest of the interview in this Friday’s People, where K-Fed is pictured with Tater Tot and Small Fry and not those, you know, other kids he fathered.
[Images via Mavrix Online and WENN.]
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