Paul McCartney & John Lennon Masturbated Together!
Now we know why they called themselves the BEATles!
Paul McCartney blew minds when a GQ profile published Tuesday contained a story Beatles fans had NEVER heard before.
Turns out Paul and John Lennon didn’t just write the biggest hit pop songs of all time together — they twisted and shouted together too! They made their guitars gently weep! They took a sad schlong and made it better!
Yes. They masturbated in front of each other.
“What it was, was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying — I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything — we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.”
WOW! Gives a whole new meaning to getting by with a little help from your friends! Paul continued:
“I think it was a one-off. Or maybe it was like a two-off.”
Actually it was a five-off. Five guys burgers and unzipped flies. Paul said they would shout out names of women they thought were hot:
“We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’ And then everyone would thrash a bit more.”
Paul said once John yelled out “Winston Churchill!” to everyone’s dismay. But they apparently came together anyway. Paul recalled:
“It wasn’t a big thing.”
“But, you know, it was just the kind of thing you didn’t think much of. It was just a group. Yeah, it’s quite raunchy when you think about it. There’s so many things like that from when you’re a kid that you look back on and you’re, ‘Did we do that?’ But it was good harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot.”
Turns out all you need is self-love.
Have YOU ever masturbated with friends??
[Image via John Rainford/WENN.]