Wearing Chanel Is A Fire Hazard

Chanel is really lighting a fire underneath their customers’ ass. And neck. And chest.

The French fashion house has recalled 120 scarves along with 34 dresses, skirts and blouses because they “fail to meet the federal flammability standard for wearing apparel”.

In other words, the clothes are a fire hazard.

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission advises consumers to “immediately stop using the garments” and contact Chanel for a refund.

And in case you do catch on fire remember: stop, drop and roll.