Donald & Melania Trump Cover Vanity Fair France For Some Reason -- Uhh, WHAT?

It’s our fave couple! LOLz!
Ew, just kidding. Even joking about that feels wrong!
But anyway, Donald Trump and wifey Melania Trump appear on the cover of Vanity Fair France magazine with The Donald sporting a sh*t-eating grin while Melania gives a stone-cold stare leftover from her modeling days.
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It’s actually kind of creepy.
Still, though, imagine a framed version of this cover hanging somewhere in the White House if the Republican nominee were to actually become president.
*runs around screaming*
Would you like Melania to be FLOTUS, Perezcious readers? Do you feel like you’re in the Twilight Zone or maybe The Matrix? Is this even real life anymore???
[Image via Vanity Fair France.]