
Seriously?!
Call her dumb, call her high maintenance, call her a curse, but fat is the least of Simpleton’s problems!
On a Burger King sponsored cartoon that aired during Fox’s NFL Sunday, Jessica Simpson was mocked for her supposed weight gain by animated versions of the Dallas Cowboys and their coach.
LAME!!!!
“Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!” said a cartoon Marion Barber.
“Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!” responded Jason Wittens.
And maybe of personal favorite, coach Wade Phillips adds, “Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!”
Give yourself a pat on the back, Fox!
Not only are you politically outdated, but you’re about 6 months behind on simple pop culture trivia!
CLICK HERE to voluntarily subject yourself to the skit!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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