As Jackass 3D comes out this weekend, Johnny Knoxville reveals that he is paying for all his crazy stunts with some injuries to his peen.
He said the following about his penile problems:
It’s just like a dog’s chew-toy down there. I broke my penis about three years ago trying to backflip a motorcycle. So that didn’t help its appearance—although it’s pretty cute. I still have to use a catheter twice a day and it’s been three years now.
I can piss without it. I just have to keep the scar tissue from constricting down there. It looks like a sock that’s lost its elasticity. You know the kind that droop around your ankles? That’s what my penis looks like.
Wowsa!
Bam Margera added:
I think the only one who came out ahead in this movie is Chris (Pontius). He did a skit called “The Helicockter” where he tied a string to his penis and the other end was attached to a remote-control helicopter. It ripped off so hard, he said he gained a few inches.
OMFG! Ugh, we can’t even think about it!
[Image via WENN.]
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