We saw this one cumming coming!
After it was revealed that Jon Hamm‘s penis was causing some problems in the Mad Men costume department due to its, uh, size, and his preference for going commando, it seems now that underwear companies are vying for the actor’s attention to get a piece of the sausage.
Brands like Fruit of the Loom and Jockey have reached out to the Hammbone, asking him to be the crotch face of their line of men’s undies.
And, in return, he’ll get free underwear for life. FOR LIFE.
A rep for Jockey says:
“Jockey would like to offer our support for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear.”
Meanwhile, Fruit of the Loom is taking a different approach, adding:
“We want people to be themselves. And if going Commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered.”
Both offers sound tempting – maybe more to us than to Jon, especially since it sounds like he doesn’t even bother to wear either boxes OR briefs. The point is, if we can’t see him in the buff, we at least want to see him in his tighty-whities soooo, here’s hoping he says yes!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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