If there’s one thing the KarJenner fam loves more than ANYTHING ELSE in this whole entire world… it’s putting up intricate balloon messages for each other all throughout their massive homes to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and other big moments.
LOLz! OK, but if there’s a second thing the KarJenner fam loves more than ANYTHING ELSE in this whole entire world, it’s writing novel-length Instagram captions to their family members on those very same occasions! So, when Caitlyn Jenner turned 75 on Monday, we expected that the fam would do it big. But instead, we got crickets, mostly! Which, sure, we know Caitlyn isn’t super well-loved by the ladies at this point, but yikes! Big yikes!
Khloé Kardashian didn’t make a post at all on her IG. Kourtney Kardashian only popped up on her Stories with a single snap of Caitlyn’s birthday cake. Both Kylie Jenner and sis Kendall Jenner were totally dark on the special day as of Tuesday night. And as for Kim Kardashian??? Well, uh, here’s what Kimmy Kakes did…
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On Tuesday night, the KUWTK superstar took to her IG account to post one single pic (!) of herself and the I Am Cait star for her 360 million followers. And not only that, but the SKIMS mogul didn’t write a novel-length caption gushing over Caitlyn. Instead, she wrote only six words. SIX WORDS! Ch-ch-check it out (below):
“Happy 75th Birthday. I love you.”
And that was IT!!!
For her part, Caitlyn dropped a nice reply in the comments of the post:
“Love you so much. Thank you for everything.”
But fans immediately clocked Kimberly for going the easy route with the caption. Which, obviously, considering the KarJenner fam’s long-standing fraught relationship with Caitlyn, maybe it was no surprise that Kim was brief with her birthday wishes, ya know?! Yet it stood out like a seriously sore thumb to the thousands of people who popped up in the comments. Here are just a few of the stunned reactions taking in Kim’s super-short birthday message:
“The short and sweet caption with exactly one picture I’m dying”
“It looks so forced. Kimmy baby we know u didn’t wanna make this post”
“I could feel the dryness in the caption sis”
“It looks so forced. Kimmy baby we know u didn’t wanna make this post.”
“Caption drier than a Popeye’s biscuit”
“We all know this was a hard one to post. Lmfao.”
“The caption looks exhausted”
“Kim said ‘here, damn’ when she posted this”
“Everyone gets a novel and Catie gets a sentence”
“Not the ‘here’s your damn post’ post.”
“The shortest caption in kardashian history”
“lol you can tell you only did it cause you had to. what happened to the essay you write all your fam?”
LOLz!
And yet… there’s more. Also on Tuesday night, Caitlyn herself took to Instagram to post a family photo of her birthday celebration that happened the evening before. Caitlyn’s kids were there, including Brody Jenner alongside his fiancée Tia Blanco and their 15-month-old daughter Honey. And Kim was right there, too!! It doesn’t appear that Khloé, Kourtney, Kendall, or Kylie showed up to celebrate — at least not based on the pics Caitlyn shared — but you can clearly see Kim in the mix — and the pic she used was from this same evening (below):
“Last night bday dinner in Malibu was so special. I will post more later only a few people in these pics that were there. Family is everything! So many kids and so many of the grandkids, all in one place, at one time. You all made my birthday evening so special… and your beyond thoughtful and generous gifts made the night all the more fun (WOW!)! I love you all so much.”
So, tepid caption or not, Kim did at least make a little bit of an effort! But still, what a brutal birthday post from Kanye West‘s ex-wife. Sure, we know Caitlyn isn’t very popular in the KarJenner world and all, but JEEZ!
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[Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram/Caitlyn Jenner/Instagram]