Madonna Must Have Dressed Herself in the Dark

Her Madgesty was snapped leaving Kabbalah services in the NYC on Saturday with little David Banda in her arms.

He’s getting so big!

We just can’t believe she left the house dressed in 90’s castaways.

Creepers? Clown pants?

It’s so Color Me Bad-esque!

Eww-ie.

But, underneath that mess of an outfit is a bangin’ body that will never match her age on paper.

Or so says Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson.

In a recent interview, Anderson proclaimed about the notorious gym bunny, ├óΓé¼┼ôMadonna will never look her age. She doesn├óΓé¼Γäót even look half her age ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ she looks 19.”

If only we could be so lucky!

[Image via Finalpixx.]