Melania Trump Cancels ANOTHER Event — Leading To Some Wild Twitter Theories About Her ‘Disappearance’!
The First Lady of the United States hasn’t been seen in over three weeks now, and people are going NUTS with speculation!
Melania Trump has now officially canceled her trip to Camp David with the President, marking 22 days since she’s been out in public.
Her spokeswoman said in the confirmation that Melania is “feeling great” after her May 14 kidney procedure.
But have we heard directly from her AT ALL? Not if you believe all the folks convinced that tweet attacking the media and saying she was fine was actually written by Donald Trump himself!
In the context of a woman who allegedly has her own apartment in Trump Tower, didn’t immediately move to the White House with him, and smacks away his attempts at handholding in public, well… the whole situation has America doing a Rear Window on the White House lawn.
We’ve heard theories from the outrageous (she had plastic surgery) to the outlandish (she escaped and is hiding with the Obamas) to the obvious (she just fuckin’ hates her husband).
See some of the wildest and funniest Twitter reactions to Melaniagate (below):
I can├óΓé¼Γäót tell you how much I├óΓé¼Γäóve enjoyed hikin├óΓé¼ΓÇ╣g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 1, 2018
Melania├óΓé¼Γäós not been seen in 3 weeks, but she├óΓé¼Γäós tweeted, and it sounds a lot like her husband. My biggest worry is he now
has TWO phones.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) May 31, 2018
1) hater├óΓé¼Γäós theory: cosmetic surgery.
Doubtful; she├óΓé¼Γäós stuck where she is & she├óΓé¼Γäós not trying to get his approval.
2) conspiracy theory: she├óΓé¼Γäós gone. No way. She├óΓé¼Γäód have been spotted.
3) empath├óΓé¼Γäós theory: she├óΓé¼Γäós clinically depressed.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Ken Olin (@kenolin1) June 1, 2018
Reminder we pay for Melania Trump to “work” as first lady. She has an office that costs millions of dollars a month.
Not being in public for a month….
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Pesach ‘Pace’ Lattin ├░┼╕ΓÇ¥┬┤ (@pacelattin) June 1, 2018
All of us: “Where is Melania?”
Sarah Sanders, next week: “Trump is married to Ivanka. Trump has always been married to Ivanka.”
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Schr├â┬╢dinger’s Trump (@SchrodngrsTrump) June 1, 2018
Melania Trump got turned into an Avatar. Sorry folks she’s a blue cat alien now. 8 feet tall. irreversible
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Track Suit Eliot (@alexqarbuckle) June 1, 2018
To put a final stop to rumors about Melania Trump├óΓé¼Γäós mysterious disappearance, White House has @FLOTUS account tweet yet another message that the First Lady totally wrote: pic.twitter.com/co4gkeApgt
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) June 1, 2018
Melania has left Trump.
She has agreed to wait to file divorce proceedings until after the Midterms, on the condition she is left alone.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Data&Politics&├░┼╕┬ñΓÇô&├░┼╕┬Å┬│├»┬╕┬Å├óΓé¼┬ì├░┼╕┼Æ╦å (@dataandpolitics) June 1, 2018
I├óΓé¼Γäóll bet she was waiting for confirmation of his infidelity (Stormy) which would most likely violate and nullify their prenup.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ David Mei (@TheDavidMei) June 1, 2018
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