The First Lady of the United States hasn’t been seen in over three weeks now, and people are going NUTS with speculation!
Melania Trump has now officially canceled her trip to Camp David with the President, marking 22 days since she’s been out in public.
Her spokeswoman said in the confirmation that Melania is “feeling great” after her May 14 kidney procedure.
But have we heard directly from her AT ALL? Not if you believe all the folks convinced that tweet attacking the media and saying she was fine was actually written by Donald Trump himself!
Related: Remember When There Were TWO Melanias?
In the context of a woman who allegedly has her own apartment in Trump Tower, didn’t immediately move to the White House with him, and smacks away his attempts at handholding in public, well… the whole situation has America doing a Rear Window on the White House lawn.
We’ve heard theories from the outrageous (she had plastic surgery) to the outlandish (she escaped and is hiding with the Obamas) to the obvious (she just fuckin’ hates her husband).
See some of the wildest and funniest Twitter reactions to Melaniagate (below):
I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hikin​g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) June 1, 2018
Melania’s not been seen in 3 weeks, but she’s tweeted, and it sounds a lot like her husband. My biggest worry is he now
has TWO phones.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) May 31, 2018
RECENT IMAGE OF MELANIA FINALLY SURFACES pic.twitter.com/kdLxJLeRRM
— Joss Whedon (@joss) June 1, 2018
If there is a god, Melania has run off with Vicente Fox Quesada. #FridayFeeling #FamilesBelongTogether @VicenteFoxQue
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) June 1, 2018
MelaniaGate:
1) hater’s theory: cosmetic surgery.
Doubtful; she’s stuck where she is & she’s not trying to get his approval.
2) conspiracy theory: she’s gone. No way. She’d have been spotted.
3) empath’s theory: she’s clinically depressed.
Bingo. https://t.co/IeSek5dign
— Ken Olin (@kenolin1) June 1, 2018
Reminder we pay for Melania Trump to “work” as first lady. She has an office that costs millions of dollars a month.
Not being in public for a month….
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Pesach ‘Pace’ Lattin ├░┼╕ΓÇ¥┬┤ (@pacelattin) June 1, 2018
All of us: “Where is Melania?”
Sarah Sanders, next week: “Trump is married to Ivanka. Trump has always been married to Ivanka.”
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Schr├â┬╢dinger’s Trump (@SchrodngrsTrump) June 1, 2018
Melania Trump got turned into an Avatar. Sorry folks she’s a blue cat alien now. 8 feet tall. irreversible
— Track Suit Eliot (@alexqarbuckle) June 1, 2018
Wait a minute pic.twitter.com/V7S93anMFB
— Felipe Sobreiro (@therealsobreiro) May 31, 2018
To put a final stop to rumors about Melania Trump’s mysterious disappearance, White House has @FLOTUS account tweet yet another message that the First Lady totally wrote: pic.twitter.com/co4gkeApgt
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) June 1, 2018
THEORY:
Melania has left Trump.
She has agreed to wait to file divorce proceedings until after the Midterms, on the condition she is left alone.
— Data&Politics&🤖&🏳️‍🌈 (@dataandpolitics) June 1, 2018
I’ll bet she was waiting for confirmation of his infidelity (Stormy) which would most likely violate and nullify their prenup.
— David Mei (@TheDavidMei) June 1, 2018
Melania Trump has not been seen in 22 days. I think she is being held against her will in a Washington, DC pizzeria. #Melaniagate
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) June 1, 2018
Trump Boys Construct Fake Melania For Lonely Father To Spend Time With https://t.co/D0bzeyyRVO pic.twitter.com/Ukye5y9Acj
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 1, 2018
Why is Trump the only person who can see Melania? #BetweenTheScenes pic.twitter.com/Q4pAcPLKtV
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 1, 2018
[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]
