He’s no Jamie Spears, but Michael Lohan thinks he can put his formerly functioning daughter on the right track!
After Lindsay Lohan was giving a slap on the wrist in court for not completing her alcohol awareness courses, her mediawhoring father has devised a plan to get her back to normal (as if anyone knows what that means).
He says:
“I’m going to see the judge this week – I can’t believe they didn’t drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I’m gonna get charged w/ kidnapping. Lindsay doesn’t even know; she thinks she’s herself but with all these prescription drugs and other stuff.”
Not only is his credibility shot, but we highly doubt the company he keeps is a good influence on LiLo!
Someone else is gonna have to save Lindsay from herself!!!
Any takers?!
[Image via WENN and Fame Pictures.]
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