Oprah Educates: Get A Private Jet

Oprah Winfrey was asked to give the commencement address at the esteemed Duke University this past weekend. She was truly inspiring, especially when she talked about how lucky she is:

“It’s great to have a nice home. It’s great to have nice homes! It’s great to have a nice home that just escaped the fire in Santa Barbara. It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.”

Lesson to learn graduates: It’s good to be Oprah and sucks to be everyone else!

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