In the latest issue of her magazine, O, Oprah Winfrey admits to falling off the weight wagon.
Like, duh!
The Queen O writes that she has gained 40 pounds over the last two years, putting herself at the “dreaded 2-0-0.”
She adds that she’s mad at and embarrassed of herself, writing, “I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, `How did I let this happen again?'”
It happened because the Queen O now rules the entire universe and in order to reign over such a vast kingdom, she needs to be larger, so she can spread the love of free cars everywhere.
Oprah says she felt most badly about her weight when she was in Vegas with Cher and Turner, writing that she “felt like a fat cow.”
BLASPHEMY!
But, the Queen O has a big party coming up with Barack Obama’s inauguration in January, so she’s gotta slim down to pesky Earth proportions.
Winfrey hopes to get started with her “Best Life Week” special on her show in early January, concentrating on health, strength, and fitness rather than just being thin.
Oprah writes that she feels her greatest failure is that she “definitely wasn’t setting an example. I was talking the talk, but I wasn’t walking the walk. And that was very disappointing to me.”
But O, you’re the Queen of the Universe! You can say whatever you want and it’s law!
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