Robot Handjobs Are Real & They Look AH-MAZING! Let Science Virtually Varnish Your Flagpole HERE!

Finally! Science we can stick our penis inside!
We’ve seen a glimpse of the future, folks, and let us be the first to tell you it is GLORIOUS!
A Japanese company specializing in virtually reality recently joined forces with one that specializes in sex toys and the fruits of their collaborative effort just changed civilization for the better!
Meet the VR Tenga. It’s part mechanized penis holster, part virtual reality experience, and part gift from God.
It’s as simple as switching on the device, selecting a program called “Alexander_Skarsg├â┬Ñrd_bicurious_adventure_06.exe”, and sticking your wang inside!!!
Ch-ch-check out the VR Tenga in action, milking a dude’s manatee in a very NSFW video from a Tokyo game conference……AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Sure, we’re still anxiously awaiting hoverboards, flying cars, and phaser pistols that shoot orgasms, but this will do for now!!
Future here we come!!!
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