Simpleton Has A New Man

And thankfully, he no longer as a team she can hex!
Sources are reporting that Jessica Simpson is finally moving on with her love life. She has reportedly been seeing beefy Eric Johnson, the former San Francisco 49ers tight end.
Like Simpleton, Eric is damaged goods, having just split from his wife back in February. Rumor has it that Jessica and Eric have been seeing each other since May and are very “happy.”
Let’s hope this guy respects the sexual napalm more than some of her last beaus.
Keeping our fingers crossed for you, girl!
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