Simpleton Lets Loose At A Business Meeting!

And by let loose, we mean from her ass because she FARTED!

During a business meeting for her denim line last week, Jessica Simpson could no longer keep quiet!

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” said an insider. “Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

Total inspiration for the denim line – lady jeans that can withstand the most powerful farts!

Ha!

P.S. You know you’re famous when your farts are news!

[Image via WENN.]