Simpleton Tries To Bail Out Friend, FAILS!

Poor girl, she even gets rejected from the sheriff!

In an effort to be a good friend, Jessica Simpson attempted to bail her friend and make-up artist Mary Phillips out of jail after she was arrested for being drunk in public at the Sunset Tower Hotel.

Even being Jessica Simpson didn’t work because the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department turned her away, feeling that Phillips was still too drunk to be released.

Maybe if she had more of a “celebrity” status her friend wouldn’t have had to spend the night in the slammer.

Oh well, better luck next time, Jess.

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