The Simpleton Is An Old Spinster Lady!

We have a sneaking suspicion that this is going to lead to a whole lot of plastic surgery!
We can’t wait!!
Now that she’s hit the big 3-0, The Simpleton is apparently noticing the first signs of old age, and took to her Twitter to inform the world of her findings!
She writes:

It is official- I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!

Despair!
Time to botox that right off! No need to let nature take its course – at least not while you’re still unwed!
LOLs!
P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!
[Image via WENN.]