The Simpleton Talks EVEN More About Her Desperation!!

Jessica Simpson – whose body, btw, is apparently just as tired of her word vomit as we are and is attempting to eat her head – is still acting super sad and complaining about being single once again!

She says:

“I just want a normal man! Somebody who’s normal! That’s it! I think I’ve said I’ve wanted to date a doctor … A chef├óΓé¼┬ª”

Wow, she’s not even attempting to sound self-reliant anymore, is she?

Well, at least we can respect that! Wear your desperation loud and proud, bb!

[Image via WENN.]