Who the eff cares about golf??? That is so not the most important aspect of your life right now!
Though Tiger Woods has about 73 whores claiming to have been putted by Tiger’s nine iron, the pro adulterer golfer is concentrating on his career and is hoping we all will do the same. He released a statement yesterday, sending out his thanks to his fans and the folks over at the Chevron World Challenge. He is soblatantly trying to kiss everyone’s ass, you can almost hear the pucker noises as you read his statement.
Which goes a little something like this:
As the final round of the Chevron World Challenge begins, I would like to extend my heartfelt thank you to everyone affiliated with the event, especially our amazing title sponsor, Chevron. They’ve been title sponsor for the last two years and have a vision and passion for creating real opportunities for my Foundation. I thank them for their ongoing commitment.
I’d also like to thank all of our supporting sponsors and my tireless, dedicated staff, board and volunteers who collectively produce this first-class golf tournament. I am so grateful to them for their efforts, and I am sincerely sorry I was unable to fulfill my duties as host and player in this important event.
There are also 18 outstanding pros in the field, and I thank them for providing us all with some excellent competition this week.
Lastly, I’d like to thank our fans for continuing to support us. Like them, I am extremely dedicated to this tournament, to my Foundation and the millions of young lives we serve. Thank you all for your support.
— Tiger Woods
Gee, is anyone surprised his FAMILY isn’t thanked in this little shout-out?
No one will deny that you are great golfer, Tiger, but you have a lot of work ahead of you to convince us that you are still a decent guy!
[Image via WENN.]
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