Just a few days ago, sources swore that Tiger Woods was dealing with his addiction to cocktail waitresses in a rehab facility in Arizona.
This morning, the location has moved and now, sources are reporting that Tiger has checked himself into Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Supposedly, it has the best sex addiction program in the nation, directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who has pioneered treatment for “sexually compulsive behavior.”
Yeah, that is sure what Tiger is suffering from. That, or just a case of extreme man-whore-itis. But that is treatable too.
According to rehab’s website, patients suffering from sex addiction usually spend six weeks in treatment, which includes group therapy, cognitive behavior therapy and something called ├óΓé¼┼ôshame reduction.├óΓé¼┬¥
Is that last one a surgical procedure, because if it is, we know someone who should have it! (We’re talking to you Heidi!)
Since he has been gone since November and no one has seen him, it’s hard to know for sure if this facility is the new home to Tiger and his overzealous peen.
But wherever he is, hopefully he is doing something constructive with all that pent up sexual aggression.
He many need longer than six weeks!
[Image via WENN.]
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