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Team Britney?

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Didn't this bitch say she signed a confidentiality agreement?

Shannon Funk is going on the record and speaking out publicly about her former employer, Britney Spears, in the new issue of OK! magazine.

Sources tell us that the assistant, who was reported to be fired, planted the lesbian love fest story in the magazine, though she officially denied it when the pub asked for comment.

Funk did, however, tell OK!, "Britney needs constant reassurance of someone’s affection and is very touchy-feely, even if she likes someone. Brit loves the attention that comes from flirting."

Oh, Shannon. You're not exactly making yourself look good.

Shut your pie hole, you backstabbing ho!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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  1. pris says – reply to this


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    gross !!!

  2. Court says – reply to this


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    1

  3. jane says – reply to this


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    yuck!

  4. wendy says – reply to this


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    i am the first. Yay I have lived my life to the full

  5. grame says – reply to this


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    ewwww !!!! yukk

  6. Krystle says – reply to this


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    isnt her 15 mins up yet?? is se going to write a book now and come out with an album?

  7. mull says – reply to this


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    thesebitchesneedtobesbitchslapped

  8. Jezebel says – reply to this


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    Poor Britney…..no wonder she is the way she is with backstabbers like that around here.

  9. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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    BORED WITH THIS BITCH ALREADY. GIVE US SOMETHING JUICY PEREZITO, MI LINDO…………

  10. ERIN says – reply to this


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    First

  11. discontent says – reply to this


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    fo real! I will gain a lot of respect back for britney when she gets back and gives her fans what they want (more music)
    good luck to her

  12. koreannn says – reply to this


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    KP

    hahahahaahhh

  13. jESSIKA says – reply to this


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    1ST BIATCHES!!!!!

  14. jessiebeans says – reply to this


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    poor brit has nobody on her team! she deserves it!

  15. Heather says – reply to this


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    SHe is such a bitch!

  16. joe says – reply to this


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    i bet they take it up the butt

  17. boo u whore says – reply to this


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    FIRST>>>

    READ IT SLUTS!

  18. eewwwwwwww says – reply to this


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    eewwwwwww!!!!!!!!

  19. ephraim says – reply to this


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    who cares? britney is sad and surrounds herself with pathetic people. quit giving her the attention she craves.

  20. Amy Wino Sedaris says – reply to this


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    …looks like she got fisted

  21. First says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  22. Woody!!!! says – reply to this


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    Howdy Prezzers!

  23. jess says – reply to this


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    first

  24. gina says – reply to this


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    first

  25. bella43 says – reply to this


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    what a Captial B!! just wants the fame herself…

  26. Jo says – reply to this


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    I don't believe any of the crap ppl are saying about her. she is a human being, i think ppl have said enough about her. All the gossip is not helping and the only person that has the right to judge her is someone who has never made mistakes or bad decisions in their life. I sincerely hope the best for her.

  27. Badger says – reply to this


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    Oh fuck off Perez. YOU live for what she brings you. Gossip.

  28. BrunetteinTexas says – reply to this


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    Perez, I don't see why you are criticizing Shannon Funk for exploiting Britney, when you are just as guilty as she is. Shannon will be yesterday's news soon enough and you'll still be bashing Britney regardless of.

    Does anyone else think Perez is K-Fed?

  29. mc says – reply to this


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    Alls fair with showbiz and Brittanic. If she has news to share, let her. If she's fired on a whim, all bets are off.

  30. Edie says – reply to this


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    Britney, go get some help, girl!

  31. Jessica says – reply to this


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    I thought she said she DIDN'T sign one…?

  32. lil miss says – reply to this


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    SHITNEY & CO. STRIKES AGAIN!!

  33. W says – reply to this


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    D

  34. nini says – reply to this


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    what a bitch…
    she is just an attention whore!!!

  35. jimkhm says – reply to this


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    Britney I am sending you love. I understand. Holding you tight in my heart.

  36. TakeHerKidzAway Now! says – reply to this


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    I want to give that amazing pooch a good home. He looks terrified.

  37. JESS says – reply to this


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    1st biatches!!!!

  38. vicki says – reply to this


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    I'm not a fan of Britney but please she has 2 kids divorced an ex-husband that took all her money and enjoyed when she was stayin' home with the kids but still i think that she needs friends that can really help her cause i feel sorry for her and SHE NEEDS A FAMILY
    all what loser kevin wants is her money not even the kids HE WANTS HER MONEY

  39. Ashley H says – reply to this


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    Brits fans don't want more music. They want to see her fall on her ass and we are all loving it.

  40. melissa says – reply to this


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    oh come on. if i were fired by britney spears you bet your ASS i would cash in too!!! britney's a fucking pig and did this all to herself. get some help you pathetic bitch.

  41. NancyBoy says – reply to this


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    Look at that ghetto neighborhood. Dead grass. No professional landscaping.
    I think I saw Britney's outfit at Target when I was picking up supplies for my maid.

  42. KAREN says – reply to this


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    She always has that damn dog~~BUT NEVER HER KIDS!!!!!
    That dumb fucking bitch!

  43. mariposa says – reply to this


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    Shannon FUCK was feeding BritBrit ecstasy, that is why she is very touchy-feely

  44. KAREN says – reply to this


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    THIS DOD THING PISSES ME OFF! SHE ALWAYS HAS THAT FUCKING DOG!!!!!I BET SHE SHOVES THOSE KIDS BACK AND PICKS UP THAT FUCKING DOG!!!!
    I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

  45. jenny says – reply to this


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    britney have to be careful about what kind of people she let get inside of her life. this ine is a real bitch!!! BRITNEY SHOULD TRUST TO NOBODY right now.

  46. karen says – reply to this


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    DOG NOT DOD! SORRY!

  47. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Everyone that gets so upset about all this Britney stuff is just VERY gullible. I do not have kids, but I am sure I will make many mistakes and say things I will regret and if every one of those mistakes are blown out of proportion any could look like an unfit mother. It is just sad that people have to put others down to feel better about themselves. I really hope that ripping on all of these celebrities makes you all feel better about your mundane lives.

  48. wiki wacky woo says – reply to this


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    Some of the traumas are done for specific medical reasons. For instance, the person is starved by only allowing, for instance. only 300 calories per day for a small woman of 125 lbs. Sugar & proteins are severely limited, so that the brain is starved into submission. Water deprivation, which is taught to parents who raise Monarch slaves, is used from time to time on slaves to raise the brain’s temperature which happens when the brain swells from lack of water. When the brain gets woozy & overheated it hallucinates and has a hard time remembering events. If water deprivation is combined with electroshock it makes it harder yet for the victim to remember anything. Heavy exercise along with long periods of little sleep (2-3 hours/day) causes an overproduction of endorphins in the brain and victims begin to robotically respond to commands. This was done to co-author Fritz under the pretense of military “training”. The other author, Cisco, experienced it as part of her mind-control. The brain under such stress may flip its functions from right to left & vice-versa. Hypnosis is easier when a brain is tired.

  49. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


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    She looks so fun & trampy. Yes, she would've burnt me too.

  50. eee says – reply to this


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    okey i dont understand how this is tell-al. britney's behavior sounds like any other girl on the planet, they all love filrting, and getting attention!

  51. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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    She doesn't deserve that puppy! I want it

  52. jenny says – reply to this


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    shanon is a fucking liar!!! if i could be near to her i will show her want means a BROKEN FACE. only whith my hands. fucking bitch!

    in spanish: te parto la cara con mis propias manos grandisima idiota. mentirosa. que razones tienes para decir toda esa basura?

  53. Fonda Peters says – reply to this


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    Just think if Britney woulda stayed in Louisana, where she is from she proably woulda been divorced with two kids at the age of 25. Oops

  54. poe says – reply to this


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    a few weeks ago, you said that she didn't sign an agreement. and stop being bitchy just bc you couldn't afford to pay her for an inside scoop.

  55. shortie says – reply to this


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    shes a skank

  56. Lali says – reply to this


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    exaclty backstabbing HO

  57. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    I'm sure she's a lying bitch… it's sad when all these fame whores just want to ride Brittney's coattails then bash her behind her back..

  58. Vanessa says – reply to this


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    I feel so sorry for Britney. When you are famous everybody want to be your friend and then back stab you. No wonder Britney is a mess because she couldn't take it anymore.

  59. jeb says – reply to this


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    that girl is a douche, and i'm not talking about britney. britney is just trying to have the freedome and childhood and exploration that most of us get to do in private at a much younger age… her mother whored her around the moment she came out of her womb. no wonder the girl is having a breakdown now. leave her alone, and chastize the douches, like this one, that surround her. poor thing probably doesn't have one real friend except JT who pines away for the girl he lost years ago… I wish he'd go save her somehow.

  60. Isabel says – reply to this


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    Titney isn't bipolar, she clearly has borderline personality disorder, she needs some decent therapy, I (secretly) feel really sorry for her.. If she really loves her kids, she lets somebody else take care of them, cuz she's destroying them right now.

  61. DanYell says – reply to this


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    I miss the old Britney…I think she needs to sit down with a Psychologist or just get out of the public eye for a while…poor Britney, she is a hot mess.

  62. Yup. says – reply to this


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    If she had family around her instead of strangers, these never ending, ugly public tell-alls wouldn't be happening. Oh, I forgot. She set herself up.
    She blew off her own kin. Blood is thicker than water. Tough lesson, Brit.
    Your own mother will NEVER hurt you unless she thinks you NEED tough love.

  63. SHARON says – reply to this


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    O-M-G YOU NERVY LITTLE QUEEN…..AS MUCH CRAP AS YOU DISH ON PEOPLE ALONG WITH OUT-ING THEM, YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO RAG ON OTHER PEOPLE WHO DISH DIRT WHEN THEY PROBABLY HAVE A REASON TO BE SO MEAN AND UGLY TO THE PEOPLE THEY DISH ON…….

  64. mrzbrown says – reply to this


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    wel perez if shes a backsabber ur 2 faced how u gonna attack her for saying bad stuff about britney when u make fun of her everyday i think u should shut ur pothole u fat a$$

  65. Anita Dick says – reply to this


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    Thank you Stephanie No 51. I really needed your advice and will take it to heart. You darling, dear you.

  66. Darv says – reply to this


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    Backstabbing Ho? If she didn't sign a confidentiality agreement, then why shouldn't she talk. /shrug. I wouldn't say that made her a Backstabbing Ho, it isn't like she and Britney were roommates in college and she stole K-Fed from her.

    /yawn

  67. kent walker says – reply to this


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    Perez my husband kent wants to denigrate your sight by saying all these hateful negative things about people who gossip so instead I'll just say she secretly wants to do ya.

  68. JHigh says – reply to this


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    Sounds like everyone that walks into this girls life are backstabbing ho's/dawgs etc….Money is the root to all evil…..she gets used daily for that I bet

  69. alena says – reply to this


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    Just another sell-out wannabe.
    She is more shameless than britney could ever be.
    Who's next to tell the "truth", the mechanic who fixed brit's brakes?
    Freakin losers!!

  70. melanie says – reply to this


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    Again not surprising at all, everyone Brit fucks sells her out, she should know that by now. It's her own fault, she needs to take a vow of selebusy(how do you spell that word? You know what I mean).

  71. KAREN says – reply to this


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    I AM ON TEAM KEVIN!!!!!!

  72. CheriPie says – reply to this


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    I have yet to read a Shitney "fan" post that is not full of grammatical errors, poor english, and down-right illiteracy. I thought trannies were somewhat smarter. Must be some X-16 staffers, with nothing better to do. Hire some writers who completed at least high school english, and maybe you can one day hope to be on the same (semi)intellectual page as Perez, WWTDD, and Michael K.
    P.S. Selling out is fine, if you do it in a slick way. You TOTALLY picked the worst person to support; read your comments lately? NO ONE BUYS IT

  73. M says – reply to this


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    she is exploiting a celebrity just like you do for monetary gain, and perhaps self reassurance that there are people out there as fucked up as you are. I read your site quite often and wish that you would cover some of the real issues affecting our world such as war, poverty, climate change, health care,the environment etc…

  74. Really? says – reply to this


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    Really? America Really? read all you hear and believe all you see because like its all so real! When you read about my suicide think and read about how it happened and believe what you read and what you seeeeee! OKAY oKYA relaly!

  75. Britney spears says – reply to this


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    yalllll bettter stopp riting mean thingshs about me or ill steal your babies and feed them doritos for dinner got that…now excuse me i gots to go shave me head, kids get mommys lollypops and would it kill you sons of bitches to change your own diapers. bye yaalllll omg yaaall omg yaaalll omg yaaalll

    p.s. hit me baby one last time

  76. CheriPie says – reply to this


    76

    When Shitney kills herself I will laugh my ass off and and not feel bad for 2 fucking seconds. Because then someone more competent will take those fugly fetal-alcohol-syndrome kids to get the therapy and stability they need, and then I won't have to hear her crappy, breathy, fake-enhanced, orgasmic pop crap music again. But my 6'-2" husband DID get 2 really funny drag-eriffic Halloween costumes out of her. So I guess that's one thing she was good for.

  77. wawawawawawawawa says – reply to this


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    wawawawawawawawawawawawa

    haha

  78. yawnsie says – reply to this


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    I ditto # 28, 29 & 30.

    And double snaps to #56! Veeery insightful.

    Some of you boo-hooing Skank supporters are just freakin' delusional. There's some scary shit coming outta your heads. You guys absolutely belong in her camp. Let me guess: You nitwits are single, lonely, fat and horny too? Yup.

  79. close friend of Matt says – reply to this


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    I am a close friend of Matt Encinias (kid on cover of US weekly) and i happen to know for a fact that this girl, Britney's former assistant, and Matt planned the whole pool party ahead of time. He knows someone who is friends with this girl, and somehow she knew that Britney would go for Matt. She and Matt split the money from US weekly. Now she is taking it completely overboard by trying to sell her own story

    Completely Ridiculous. Its so sad that Britney can't get a group of people around her that are trustworthy.

  80. trapitossucios.com says – reply to this


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    WOW.. I USED TO HATE ALL THAT BRITNEY HAS BECOME, BUT NOW I REAAALY FEEL SORRY FOR HER….
    I ONLY WISH THEY DON'T TAKE THE KIDS AWAY FROM HER AND THAT ALL THAT BAD KAHARMA SHE IS GETTING FROM THE PARASITES THAT SURROND HER COMES BACK AT THEM LIKE A BOOMERANG!
    —————————————————————————-
    Para chismes de la farándula Latina visita mi blog.. pronto traigo una exclusiva..
    www.trapitossucios.com

  81. sarou says – reply to this


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    maybe we should leave her alone,i think she's just having a bad time right now, and we are making it worse.
    by the way i don't think she give a chit anyway,so just let it go.

  82. Jaime says – reply to this


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    Did u see that bitches toes???eeewwwww

  83. doveink says – reply to this


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    Actually you stated she said she did NOT sign an agreement. You're upset you didn't get your scoop with her when she decided against meeting up with you. Why give it for free. You would and do, the same thing. Trash it up about everything celeb. Tisk Tisk Don't ya hate it when a good scoop goes to another. You'd be kissing her butt had she spilled it with you..deal with it.

  84. Joyous1 says – reply to this


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    This poor girl needs HELP! Somebody save her and fast.

  85. Maya says – reply to this


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    OKay…Can I just say That lil Yorkie is the cutest ever!!!! He looks like a Teddy Bear…

  86. Dracs Spago says – reply to this


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    I think it's just a matter of time before we see the headline "Britney Spears Found Dead of Drug Overdose"

  87. Cheri Pie says – reply to this


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    Oh, yeah, Maya! That Yorkie is TOO cute! Shitney's a real animal lover! I can just see her 3 little puppy-mill rats, who will likely die of displasia soon, chowing down along side her fetal-alcohol-syndrome spawn, all kneeling down on the floor, over their doggy bowls of Cheetos, Adderall, rice, and left-over popcorn chicken with gravy to moisten it.

  88. Brett says – reply to this


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    YAY Perez!!! 'Bout time some shuts that bitch Shannon down

  89. ? says – reply to this


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  90. KRYSTAL says – reply to this


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    BRITTANY IS ON X. CAN'T PEOPLE SEE IT.

  91. Heather says – reply to this


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    take her babies and her pets away…they don't deserve to be left with britney! poor babies and pets!

  92. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    What a BITCH !

    I would so love to see someone sued for talking after they signed a confidentiality agreement. Keep your fuckin mouth shut and do your job.

    Who is going to take her on as help if she talks about the person who put her name out there ?

  93. perezfan says – reply to this


    93

    Bet she eats more pies than Betty Crocker.

  94. SILVER SIDE says – reply to this


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    IT'S SURE HARD TO FIND GOOD HELP THESE DAYS………………

    MYSPACE.COM/SILVERSIDEBAND

  95. BabyGater says – reply to this


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    #52 eee:

    Um, NO. Not every girl on the planet is a flirty attention whore. Some of us actually use our BRAINS to get things, instead of whoring ourselves out and using our bodies to con stupid people into giving us what we want. Some of us were raised to have pride, self-respect, class, self-esteem and morals. I know it is the popular thing right now to be a vapid, stupid attention whore that strips, drinks, does drugs and acts like a total fool, but some of us have actually gotten where we are by hard work and brains. Remember that? That is the TRUE American Way, not this money-grubbing, twat-flashing spectacle of shame and idiocy. My self-worth does NOT come from a man paying attention to me, and if yours does, then I feel truly sorry for you. It's funny, I didn't NEED a man, which is why I have one of the best ones out there. If you spend your time desperately chasing men, you will never get a good one. I focused on bettering myself, and here I am with a wonderful husband, a good life, and everything I could ever want. I know it wouldn't be good enough for all the fame and attention whores out there, but I never EVER wanted ANY of that bullshiat….let the stupid, vapid whores like Shiatney have it, they are the ones who truly deserve it. While I'm living my good life with a husband who loves me, and who I love, she will continue to crash and burn, and be dragged down by those kids. That is what happens when you spend your time focusing on your looks and body to the exclusion of anything else. Life will eat you up and spit you out, just like it did to Anna Nicole. It doesn't look like all this fame and money is making any of these spoiled Hollywood whores very happy, at least from where I'm watching, but then again, what do I know? I must be fat and ugly, because I don't focus exclusively on my body and looks, right? I must be a "jealous bitch" because I have the absolute NERVE to not covet the life of someone so pathetic, right? Poor, superficial Britney fantards, you will be used up and broken down by age 25, just like she is. Oh well, you all made your bed, just like Shiatney did, now all of you have to lie in the pile of shattered dreams, cumstains, and misery that you cultivated so carefully. Tough luck, in the REAL, REAL WORLD (not that MTV bullshit), stupid bimbos like Brit get eaten alive, chewed up and spit out. So will all of you who pattern your lives after her. Have fun with that….you deserve it.

  96. BabyGater says – reply to this


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    Sorry that was so long…I'm sure none of you will read it, having the attention spans of retarded fruit flies and all. Oh well, whatever.

  97. GlassHouses says – reply to this


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    Pretty high horse, babygator…and it actually does take some brains, and tons of sweat equity to achieve a net worth of 100 - 150 million. Brit was a singer and an entertainer. Not everyone is an academician. Truth is, she's set for life, but worked so hard during her younger years that she is late maturing.
    A wee bit smug, aren't we?

  98. Roy says – reply to this


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    You know kids show a lot of affection. Go cuddle with your kids dumb ass

  99. Elysium Rose says – reply to this


    99

    Look at that dent on the inside of Britney's thigh. That is what happens when you try to loose too much fat via liposuction or you get a really bad plastic surgeon. Sometimes it can't be fixed so she'll have to get even more photo-shopped than usual for her shoots. They may as well not even have her come to the shoots, they can just take pictures of her and digitally dress her in various outfits because they completely change her face and hair anyway. It would definitely save us "common people" who are put on earth just to photograph her from having to deal with a drugged up, retarded bitch all the time. Seriously, she drools all over herself, farts non-stop, scratches her self everywhere, smells like garbage, cries for no reason, tries to turn everyone into her slave and constantly talks about how great she is while asking if she's pretty over and over. Yeah, everyone would do a lot better if she just stopped getting booked for shoots. No one wants to deal with her. I just want to scream at her "sit still and be quiet" while spraying her with lysol.

  100. sarah says – reply to this


    100

    about time you take up for britney!!!

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