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saMAN Can't Stand To Look At Herself

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > saMAN Ronson

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LezLo will be hosting the festivities at Mansion in Miami Beach this New Year's Eve.

And her gal pal won't be far away!

saMAN Ronson is going to be providing the "sounds."

We'd rather hear good music over sounds, but whatever!

While BiHan send in a hawt pic of herself for the promo flyer, saMAN sent in a cartoon drawing.

Awwww, how sad!!!!

46 comments to “saMAN Can't Stand To Look At Herself”



  1. 1

    Djs dont get put on bottles



  2. 2

    my head hurts even more looking at the horrible promo flyer



  3. 3

    I thought it was a new douche for rug munchers.



  4. 4

    Re: Crazydude
    TRU



  5. 5

    Re: torrrieB – Hey baby!



  6. 6

    they are gross.



  7. 7

    i didnt kno jennifer manison was hosting it at her place!



  8. 8

    Re: Milky Milky – It is horrible isn't it!



  9. 9

    Re: torrrieB – Did ya git your bird stuffed?



  10. 10

    Re: harrybalsac
    hi harry



  11. 11

    Re: harrybalsac
    yea. had a great time. u?



  12. 12

    Well, we now see who's the dominant one in the relationship…



  13. 13

    lindsey looks drunk in that pic



  14. 14

    Wow, Leslo is totally the next Tara Reid!

  15. Fire says – reply to this


    15

    Fat Boy with man tittties. Get over it.
    *
    It'a a coll pic. You're just mad cause you are sooooo damn ugly.



  16. 16

    Seriously Perez, find yourself a new favorite target to shit on. This "we don't love Samantha" shit is getting old.



  17. 17

    "We'd rather here good music over sounds"

    Really? At least Sam can spell "hear".

  18. buck says – reply to this


    18

    i know Lindsay was born gay like everyone else but is she finally getting out of that stage now?



  19. 19

    Speaking of the "sounds" , I've just discovered a "fart button" on PerezHilton.com, and I clicked on it, and nothing happened !

    ….pouting…..



  20. 20

    what a sad post Perez…. with an even sadder post title.

    get over it.



  21. 21

    Lindsay Lohan makes me glad I only have freckles across my nose.



  22. 22

    Too bad if they break up, SaMan might have to find a real job. Her meal ticket will expire. Hey Man, UPS is hiring!!!



  23. 23

    hear*



  24. 24

    EW.EW. that smell. Can't you smell that smell? She's makes me laugh.



  25. 25

    They won't even be together by then and everyone is already asking, "Lo-who?" So who gives a shit?

  26. Fire says – reply to this


    26

    Re: torrrieB – drunk and always HOT!!!!



  27. 27

    If I wasn't in a recession….I'd be there…..BQ



  28. 28

    and you think you are much better and less pathetic than her cause you have dellusional cartoon drawings of yourself all around your webpage huh??? Even before losing some weight you had skinny cartoons of youself you sick Piggy so stop criticising and being so homophobic and take a look at your own page… no need to read it just check on the dellusional cartoons!



  29. 29

    Wow! Lindsay has officially landed in Tara Reidville now. What a stupid cunt.

  30. Dua says – reply to this


    30

    Lindsay looks like such a bottom of the barrel coke whore in that picture. It really captured her.



  31. 31

    and you, perez, would never never use a cartoon type drawing……..so, you can't stand to look at yourself either? oh, it is different, you own a 'business' so people need something to identify you, like a trademark of sorts and sam has a business and…..? HYPOCRITE



  32. 32

    Aat least we now know where not to go….

  33. fiona says – reply to this


    33

    YUCK. Calling all losers, who have no place to be on the eve. Sell yourself to pay to be in an ugly crowd of bihohans and clingons. Sad and embarassing for the venue.

  34. meh says – reply to this


    34

    I like Lindsay's photoshopped pout.



  35. 35

    thats an awesome drawing. it woulda looked dumb if her pic was there. and leave her alone. alot of us actually like her. shes cool!



  36. 36

    And yet there are cartoon pictures of YOU all over the place…?
    Dude, now THAT'S sad.
    Oh, and P.S. I'm still waitin' for you to look "hawt" in a picture.



  37. 37

    Is the Mansion not the cool place to go anymore?????

    why would they have this hasbeen host the new years party???

    oh well…..looks like i will be going somewhere else for this years festivities….boo on you Mansion…..



  38. 38

    Re: orchidgirl – Hi OG!!!!!!!!

    whats hot in lauderdale this new years?????



  39. 39

    Re: Big Black Dick – hahahaha



  40. 40

    For someone who hates Samantha and co so much, you sure do give them a lot of free publicity.
    Did you tell Samantha that when she was Djing e at the Multi million pound opening of the Atlantis Dubai? Oh, that's right, you didn't because you weren't invited. How do you feel?



  41. 41

    It's one of those Mina Kwon drawings…interesting this because it's a GnR knock-off which being that Axl is back around he might not appreciate. She's probably just trying to get exposure for Kwon but I wonder if that logo/banner style is trademarked or anything.



  42. 42

    Re: ShakeYourkitty

    Hi, ShakeYourKitty.
    Las Olas Blvd in Fort Lauderdale is a gorgeous place that is open all night and full of life. There is club Mango that is packed. But because of the economy many places disappeared. Delray Beach is really a party town, and South Beach in Miami is where everyone goes, all the models and celebrities are there, and all the gays and transvestites, and many famous clubs and restaurants.



  43. 43

    isn't saMAN playing sensation white in melbourne, australia on nye? i heard they were trying to get lindsay to appear there too?



  44. 44

    Who would go see those two no-talent losers, and ruin a great New Year's Eve?



  45. 45

    Does anyone know how much tickets are? I can't find out & I don't feel like calling



  46. 46

    wait wait wait wait. that's a hot picture? lindsay l. should probably be the one that's a cartoon.