Broke? Not Broke? Either Way, Still Weird

So is he or isn’t he as broke as the obligatory nose joke?

Or maybe Michael Jackson just isn’t very good at handling his cash?

After reports of health and finance woes, the new rumor is that MJ is plunking down $100,000 a month for a lavish mansion in Los Angeles.

The ostentatious $38 million Bel-Air home boasts 7 bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, 12 fireplaces, a screening room, a guest house, sweeping staircases, pools, a sundeck, and classic interiors.

Not sure when Wacko Jacko plans on moving in. Right now he’s keeping a low profile in Vegas with his children.

[Image via WENN.]