We were holding out hope that Paula Abdul's new reality show - premiering tomorrow night - for Bravo would be a genius program, a la the network's Being Bobby Brown.

Unfortunately, Hey Paula is as big a mess as Abdul herself.

The show is hideous!!!!!

But, at least it offers us an insight into the psyche of the American Idol judge.

What have we learned?

We already knew she was crazy. Now we find out just what a mega bitch she is!

Click here to watch how Paula treats her assistants (yes, plural) when they forgot to pack sweatpants for her to wear on a flight to New York.

Biyatch!!!!!!