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Abandon Ship

Filed under: Britney Spears > Legal Matters

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Britney's high-powered divorce attorney, Laura Wasser, has had enough!

The laywer has just dropped Spears as a client because she's fed up with her out of control ways.

Britney is now repped by attorney Marci Levine.

Good luck with that!

For shiz and gigglez…CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney's cooch!!!

[Images via WENN.]

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108 comments to “Abandon Ship”

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  1. joe says – reply to this


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    leave her alone you douche bag

  2. ozzie says – reply to this


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    first. stay in hidding brit. get well soon

  3. Becki says – reply to this


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    Ewww Britney Vajayjay =(.

  4. grace says – reply to this


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    what happened this morning in family court? who was the mystery witness?

  5. poopoo says – reply to this


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    I dont understand…i dont see creases-maybe she waxed it ALL off…literally.

  6. grace says – reply to this


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    what happened this morning? who was the mystery witness?

  7. C-Los says – reply to this


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    Stop recycling the same pics…show ur own fat Dirty Puss.

  8. Janny says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES. nice cooch!
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  9. meg says – reply to this


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    first! and eww.

  10. cooch patrol says – reply to this


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    wow…she needs to put that thing away…..that is one ugly beaver!!!

  11. David says – reply to this


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    EWW

  12. kate says – reply to this


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    ewww, do we really have to see that, she needs to get a life

  13. C-Los says – reply to this


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    Stop recycling the same pics just to get readers…Show your own dirty Puss

  14. lolita has knickers says – reply to this


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    OhhhOOOO…I lurve me sum Cooch xxxx

  15. LULLABY says – reply to this


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    poor brit… she's such a trainwreck

  16. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOUR A 2 FACED CUNT !

    FUCK SARAH SILVERMAN THE HACK !

  17. MORE INFO says – reply to this


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    i WOULD PREFFER TO HEAR MORE INFO ON THE PRODUCER WHO JUST ASKED GLORIA ALLREAD IF SHE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THE HIT BRITNEY PUT OUT ON KEVIN. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AT THE HEARING PEREZ.

  18. Dee says – reply to this


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    Enough already! When will we hear about whether or not Britney can keep the babies??!!!

  19. BBperfume says – reply to this


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    Oh Gawd! I'm gonna be checking the celebrity blogs to see is she hasn't killed herself or someone else in next 24 hrs, not that I'm wishing that on her.. PATHETIC!

  20. Badger says – reply to this


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    I think Mario is a closet hetero. He seems to like to post pictures of womens cum dumpsters.

  21. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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    PEREZ THIS IS CASTRO I AM STILL ALIVE LOLOLOLOL

  22. Beckiness says – reply to this


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    Sigh. Oh Britney. Some people are born to be entainers, I believe that. But, not all celebrities can deal with the paparazzi in their face 24/7. Look what happened to Michael Jackson. It's drives people insane, literally.

    Nononono Britney!! Lay low for a while. Get some help. No more partying. Go be a mommy. Remember ALWAYS to wear panties. ALWAYS. And for God sake have someone update your website.

  23. Dee says – reply to this


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    Re: MORE INFO – Yeah! Me too! Can you believe this shiz?

  24. tabby says – reply to this


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    People don't want to see this SHIT……………………………………….

  25. Abby says – reply to this


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    I remember they said Laura left the first time. They ended up being not true. Hell if it is. Her new lawyer got David hasslehoff full custody, even after that drunk video came out.

  26. melanie says – reply to this


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    hey, when did britney have knee surgery?

  27. T says – reply to this


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    How many chanses will she get?!? Take the babies. She believes drinking and doing drugs is more important than her kids. If she put them first she would have quit all that shit and proved that she`s a fit mother. But over and over she shows what a mess she is. When is it enough?

  28. am not your bitch, bitch says – reply to this


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    what is up with this skank always showing her chacha. I have mine i dont need to see hers.

  29. Mike says – reply to this


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    WOW.. Britney should be put on suicide watch.. nothing is working for her. But Perez, actually, her song is still gaining radio play.

  30. e says – reply to this


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    Clitney is a fat whore that deserves to die

  31. xtine says – reply to this


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    i love britney!

    www.study-hard-party-harder.blogspot.com
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  32. Joelle says – reply to this


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    why doesn't she get some good news..?
    it's always negative.. i still love her and i'll always support her!

    but if i'm honest.. if she's losing the kids.. i think she'd commit suicide..
    it's gonna push her over the egde..

    And I Hope if that happens.. that all of you, who are making fun of her or talking really bad about her.. i hope that you can look yourself in the eyes..

    We have to support her! We have to help her! SHE NEEDS THE HELP!

  33. xtine says – reply to this


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    weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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  34. DK says – reply to this


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    I think her beaver ran away, it's even afraid of her!!!!!! With all that $, you would think that Brit, Paris, and LL would be able to afford panties! Obviously their mamas were sluts, too…or they would have taught their kids to wear undies!

  35. she sucks says – reply to this


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    Seriously when is this ugly whore gonna kill herself???
    she is worthless and so is her life KILL HER NOW

  36. WTF says – reply to this


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    What happened to her knees and at court?

  37. Brtit-Bit says – reply to this


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    PEREZ!!! update us on the information about Britney putting a hit on K-Fed. Apparently FBI are involved! C'mon Perez!!! U're losing your touch here!

  38. mary3 says – reply to this


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    damn thats A nasty scar she has on her knee……i bet i'm the only one that noticed hahahahahhahah

  39. barb says – reply to this


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    You have been screaming to leave Brit alone…looks like you got your wish!!

  40. kasia says – reply to this


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    is that really considered a cooch?

  41. Me says – reply to this


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    Another sad day for panty sniffers everywhere.

  42. Bobby says – reply to this


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    Wow, that's quite the scar on her knee. Did she have type of knee surgery.
    Whatever is above the knees is no longer interesting to look at. She's done. Whatever chance she had to get back on track, she wasted it.

  43. pimptress says – reply to this


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    She is hott!!!!! I don't mind looking at her puss! I love her! Thanks!

  44. Slater Granite says – reply to this


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    Who wants to see those wore out roast beef curtain flaps????????

  45. Christina slette johnsen says – reply to this


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    oh lord. is she fucking stupid or what? I think she just loves the attenshon. omg,get some clotes on you know the paparazzia is following you!

  46. donna says – reply to this


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    OOOHHHH!! I bet she has got some baaaaddddd itching from shaving like that. Looks like a knee replacement scar!

  47. Christophe says – reply to this


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    This is why I'm into guys, she will change the face of hetrosexual men FOREVER

  48. LOLOLOLOL says – reply to this


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    Re: mary3

    THAT'S NOT THE ONLY NASTY LOOKING GASH SHE HAS!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

  49. polimom says – reply to this


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    PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING PIG! What do u call someone that humiliates a young, sick, mentally-ill, drug addict every day, all day while she is going through an obviously dangerous crisis! Most of us would call this insensitive prick, a heinous, evil, hateful, unconscionable BULLY!!!!!! U will not be happy until this very sick girl ends up like Anna Nicole! I guess then you will have to shut your blog down since 2/3rds of it is about poor Brittany! What ever would the talentless, scuzzbag Perez do if he couldn't berate and humiliate talented woman?

  50. Kat says – reply to this


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    It really is not that difficult to get out of or into a car without showing the world your goods ….. damn! But I guess someone that strips down to their undies and goes swimming in front of the paps just doesn't care anyway.

  51. perez rocks says – reply to this


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    chris crocker is so in love with u britt i luv britney spears who seen the video when her and kevin was high on e

  52. hmmm says – reply to this


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    i swear all her vagina pics looks soo doctored on photoshop! am i the only one who can't clearly make out these funky va-jay-jay's?

  53. MICHELLE says – reply to this


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    C'MON Perez, this is NOT TRUE - months ago she said she would be handling her case and she does family law, NOT custody - so this was planned months ago that she would represent her to a certain point, then another lawyer would be taking over - get it right people!!!

  54. la says – reply to this


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    someone help this girl…

  55. john says – reply to this


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    What is that extra flap, and how did she get that big scar on her left knee? What a mess!

  56. fds says – reply to this


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    I hate how Britney's name rhymes with everything. Shitney, Clitney, Spitney, Dickney, Suckney, Bitchney, Fuckney, Pissney, Lickney…

  57. NastyUR says – reply to this


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    For real…with her kind of money how can she NOT wear underwear. That is just nasty. It's one thing to not wear them if you are wearing pants etc,,,but when you are a lady show some class and wear them with a dress. No respect for yourself then don't expect others to respect you!!!!!

  58. tabby says – reply to this


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    NASTY WHORE.

  59. lovely says – reply to this


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    I think she has a cute va jay jay

  60. Grvy says – reply to this


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    OH COME ON PEREZ… enough with showing us these photos. It's getting tiresome. Do you reallly think we want to see this over and over? At first it was a curiosity… that a star would have an incident like this… now it's just getting really, really lame.

  61. tobbes says – reply to this


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    She quit because she can't handel the media circus you retard, not because of Britney herself. Get your stories straight you fat ass.

  62. gaygirl about to hit the hay in Dubai...or the sand zzzzz says – reply to this


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    is she stupid or something?

  63. Caroline says – reply to this


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    I can't believe, I am one of the many who have seen Britney's punnani, omg, lmao, only on Perez Hilton.com!!!!

  64. Gettin'WiserWithAge says – reply to this


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    Re: polimom – Polimom, I'm thinking your are right here. All you say with regards to Brit is accurate. Perez has done nothing to alleviate her trying carnage, if nothing else, he has added to it. She will go by way of Anna Nicole, unfortunately, especially if she loses those children. Which, by all accounts is the right decision for the courts to make. Put aside all her public displays of mania, she just isn't right in the head. And no one in that condition should be responsible for two little ones. Perez, when this all comes to a head, you will have nothing to write about anymore. That's a fact. Unless…Poor Hayden or Vanessa become the next scape goats.

  65. average joe says – reply to this


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    IS THEIR ANYONE IN AMERICA WHO HAS NOT
    SEEN HER PASTRAMI FLAPS?

  66. AO HO says – reply to this


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    Her beaver looks like willie nelsons face after he shaved his beard.

  67. Summer says – reply to this


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    WHY….WHY….COULD SHE HAVE SOME SORT OF CONDITION THAT SHE NEEDS TO GET AIR DOWN THERE?? ALlERGIES, ECZEMA, PSORAIISIS…THIS MAKES NO SENSE

  68. loveuperez says – reply to this


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    I absolutely love you for saying this Perez: For shiz and gigglez…CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney’s cooch!!!
    who does that??? hilarious!

  69. iloveperez says – reply to this


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    I absolutely love that at the end of his post, he adds: For shiz and gigglez…CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photos of Britney’s cooch!!!
    who does that Perez! you are amazing…

  70. Haiderr says – reply to this


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    Nice job photoshopping those pictures, you deformed obese douchebag.

  71. JLynn says – reply to this


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    Really…why does this girl not wear skivves? Where is her common sense? Is she that far gone? This is all a shame..and you know what for all you wack jobs ot there who are sticking up for her like shes your girlfriend that you gab on the phone every night to, STOP IT! Perez is right, she is a trainwreck, has horrible PR people, and is not the ENTERTAINER she used to me. This is way more than a mistep in her career, this bitch has fallen off the cliff…

  72. JULES says – reply to this


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    Re: Joelle – OHHHHHHH, POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL IS HAVING A BREAK DOWN, R U STUPID SHE IS WORTH MILLIONS AND HERE WE ARE WORKING OUR ASS OFF TO TRY TO SURVIVE EVERYDAY AND TRYING TO FEED AND CLOTHED AND SHELTER OUR KIDS WITH NO FUCKEN NANNIES OR FUCKEN LUCK AND MILLIONS AND YOU ARE FEELING SORRY FOR THIS STUPID BITCH FUCKEN GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. billy says – reply to this


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    crackers love being low class assholes bitches ugly ass caveman

  74. Theresa says – reply to this


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    why the hell is the damn camera always pointed at her crotch anyways?

  75. vegasfan says – reply to this


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    Now I know why she's had to have two c-sections. Thanks a lot, Perez

  76. kaihe says – reply to this


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    whatever what kind of attorney bails when things get rough, I guess Laura Wasserface is not a good attorney at all…….what is she getting paid for, oh wait I know when it comes to diving up money shes on it but when it comes to custody rights she does not know what to do where did she get her degree online……..good luck to the new attorney she is going to need it.

  77. luvsmesomeperez says – reply to this


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    wtf!! I couldn"t see anything for the fat thigh in the way

  78. Scarlett says – reply to this


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    What's with the scar on her left knee? Is that her lipo scar?

  79. girl says – reply to this


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    i thought fred durst said she needed a wax! or was it kid rock

  80. peaches says – reply to this


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    i wish kfed would try to talk with her…maybe even justin….lord help her!

  81. XRISTINITA says – reply to this


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    Applause! Applause! Applause!

    Body language experts say……BRIT IS SAYING TO THE WORLD….

    EAT ME, BITCHES!

  82. John says – reply to this


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    Disgusting

  83. Luke says – reply to this


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    She obviously wants the world to see it, again, and again, and again. This was no accident. It could have been prevented in many ways. Wearing panties is one of them. Exiting vehicles like a lady is another. Especially when you know the photogs are out there aiming at your crotch. She's giving them what they want. Just goes to show, this girl needs some serious help. Some day, her kids are going to see this. I pity them.

  84. katy says – reply to this


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    THIS PIC SHOWS THAT HER COOCH IS PUSHED TO THE SIDE UNDERNEATH THE FAT OF THE LEG. WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, THIS ONLY SHOWS THE SIDE OF HER COOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. Leslie says – reply to this


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    I used to love you perez, but Now, I just kinda like you. Leave Brit alone! :(

  86. Sandeana says – reply to this


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    When things, like rivers, and lakes get low and hit rock bottom, and evaporate
    they need to get filled again, with lots of rain. Then they rise again. And they rise aback to their former level. This is what I think will happen to Britney Spears.

  87. Angie* says – reply to this


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    Fuck off and give the girl a break idiot!

  88. Tired of seeing Vjay says – reply to this


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    Why hasn't she been charged with indecent exposure? It's not like there isn't tons of evidence. Maybe if every time she showed her crotch she got a ticket, she might stop.

    Has anyone mentioned to her that those are shirts she's wearing, not dresses? She looks like a trailer park hooker walking around like that… Oh wait…

  89. owl says – reply to this


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    Re: Joelle – "why doesn’t she get some good news..?" Because you reap what you sow, and Britney has spent years making really stupid decisions. It's all coming back to her. That's the way the universe works.

  90. AA says – reply to this


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    nice one britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    the world is going to love you more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how about taking a break, relax a little, watch hsm1&2 and reminisce your glory days then think of what you've done with your life…..

  91. kitty says – reply to this


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    It looks deformed.

  92. dEloveLY says – reply to this


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    omg, that is the nastiest VAG i`ve ever seen, like.. where IS it ? hahah, you rright, she must've waxed the whole damn thing off !

  93. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Honestly, I'm not a Brit basher in any way whatsoever, but seriously how hard is it to put on undies before you go out?! Its not 'sexy' anymore when everyone already knows for the bazillionth time that you don't wear underwear girl!! But seriously, BRITNEY FOR THE COMEBACK!!! lol

  94. SexyKitty says – reply to this


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    At least she doesn't have any bumps or scars from healed up bumps!!! See, there's always something nice we can say. Way to go Brit, u skank!!

  95. sadie mae says – reply to this


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    She must think it looks good (NOT!) after all the other crotch sightings if she cared at all (DOES NOT) she would simply wear underwear.

  96. laurel 12 says – reply to this


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    i have one thing to say and thats one picture like that is enough ive lost count of who many times this has happened, by the way britney we know you can afford underwear so try wearinfg them you stupid fag

  97. tijana says – reply to this


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    umm why does she have a huge ass scar, bruise on her knee?

  98. Suck me sideways says – reply to this


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    ur a disgusting fat ass bitch

  99. ey says – reply to this


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    this picture are fake FAKE PLEASE PEREZ HILTON SUCKS

  100. jes b says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what's wrong with it? It looks all mooshed up and saggayyyy, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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