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Britney's All Smiles

Filed under: Britney Spears

Troubles? What troubles?

Monday was a day just like any other for Britney Spears.

After the frequent and habitual user of drugs lost custody of her kids, she checked in to the Peninsula.

As she made her way into the hotel, two paparazzi got into a fight. Brit Brit found that incredibly amusing (or maybe she was high) and was all giggly and shit.

Click here to watch Spears losing all touch with reality on Monday.

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135 comments to “Britney's All Smiles”

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  1. BYtch says – reply to this


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    Probably really fucked up.
    She's trash.

  2. djfhks says – reply to this


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    first

  3. a girl says – reply to this


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    what a Bitch!!!!!!!!!!

  4. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Jessica says – reply to this


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    She is a stupid, white trash loser. I think she WANTED to lose those kids.

  6. Adorable Mistakes says – reply to this


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    Psycho bitch! She's relieved that she doesn't have to deal with those mistakes anymore.

  7. Bytch says – reply to this


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    If I had kids and lost them. I'd probably be home all upset. Not hopping around town. It's like she doesn't even care.

  8. Bytch says – reply to this


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    If I had kids and lost them. I'd probably be home all upset. Not hopping around town. It's like she doesn't even care

  9. CONFUSED says – reply to this


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    i dont get the laws in California. dont they give you a ticket for driving with a drove headlight????? shes been driving like that for a week now.

  10. gail says – reply to this


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    she is completely off her rocker

  11. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO
    KEEP DRINKING THE STRAWBERRY HATERADE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!! GO GO GO

  12. jnesa says – reply to this


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    wow.

  13. Karen says – reply to this


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    Very Very sad. Is it wrong to hope for an OD?

  14. Megan says – reply to this


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    *le sigh….

  15. Shandie says – reply to this


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    She's like horse with a broken leg.
    Someone needs to just put her out of her misery.

  16. AliRocksUrMissedMatchedSocks says – reply to this


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    such a crack head.

  17. Ozigirl says – reply to this


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    Where on earth are her family and friends? Standing by watching her life spiraling out of control?
    Clearly she needs some serious help! NOW!
    Please stop giving her all this attention. Rewarding all these famewhores with attention is exactly what they want. Ignore her until she gets her shit together!

  18. Perez Sucks says – reply to this


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    She has lost it. I love her, however, she has gone crazy.

  19. Simon says – reply to this


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    I do love a good trainwreck and this asshole has been a great source of entertainment for months/years now…fug her career, I think she should get a job at Stuckey's as a cashier…

  20. MINXY says – reply to this


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    jeez, write about something else for crying out loud….

  21. dfdfdf says – reply to this


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    2girls1cup.com, it is awesome, u will luv it

  22. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    I wish ya all would quit sayin’ I’m
    not a good mother!”
    .
    ”I made my kids dinner myself tonight,
    I put Tater Tot in the microwave and…uh…
    I mean, I put some tater tots into the microwave…
    why is that bag of frozen tater tots sitting in the high chair?”
    .

  23. YUma says – reply to this


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    Shes lost it yall! I give her a month before she offs herself!

  24. CONFUSED says – reply to this


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    i meant broken headlight

  25. me says – reply to this


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    How come she doesn't get the car fixed? Check out the damage to the front driver side? Lord, she is just about as dumb as a box of rocks!

  26. Fionja says – reply to this


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    Perez, I love you. But seriously, YOU are the enablre by posting trivial videos as such on your website. If you are truly BOYCOTTING britt….stop posting all these dumb clips and ish about her on your webpage. SHOW ME SOME SEXY MAN FLESH!!

  27. Alecsandra says – reply to this


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    she is quite possible the biggest loser to ever breathe…no, she IS the biggest loser to ever breathe. Can I have her babies? I'll take care of them. I'll love them with all my heart…like a real mother does. You would have had to take me away in a straight jacket/body bag…if I had to lose my children.

  28. Brit says – reply to this


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    britneyspearsmystory com

  29. cindy says – reply to this


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    She DIDNT WANT those kids.

  30. D-Rock-N says – reply to this


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    honestly.. if I saw 2 dumbass paparazzi fighting over a fucking picture I would crack up 2. But on the othe hand her loosing the kids is either going to make her slit her rist.. or realize she needs to get her shit together.. and to addd.. deep down inside.. I think she did not care to loose the kids.. cause if she did care she would of done what the court would of said todo.. so.. she needs JESUS ! lol

  31. Morgan Bucks says – reply to this


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    She needs Perez to go straight do her !

  32. Geminat says – reply to this


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    Ding Dang time ta party….no more nanny-hirin' yee haw!

    www.geminat.com

  33. asdfadfkl says – reply to this


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    She's high on life.

  34. kat says – reply to this


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    Does it upset you that she's not slitting her wrists? I don't get it. Why are you so interested in her life?

    I think you have borderline personality disorder. You seem to have out of control rages. You need to get it under control. Medication can help you with that.

    Your girl Paris looked like a jackass on Letterman.

    I'm sure Britney doesn't read your blog or care what you say. Your blog is getting boring.

  35. Allofyoufuckyourselfs says – reply to this


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    Boy this is sad, people enjoying celebrities destroy their lives, and you find it quite amusing. Instead of hoping she overdoses and dies Lets pray she goes to get help.

  36. bex says – reply to this


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    you need to give it up dude.
    Britney Spears is fucking fine.
    "She makes her babies cry" yah fucking right. You cant tell me that two babies being ambushed by fucking strangers flashing lights in their continually wouldnt be scared. You're fucking pathetic.
    And o yeuh, shes giggling at them fighting. i mean, i didnt even see the other people in the car who she could be talking to.
    but its ok. im just an "enabler". just like all these people who view your site are enablers of making a fat clown rich.
    gross.

  37. Morgan Bucks says – reply to this


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    Well that would not be exactly straight I mean "Go Hillbilly!"

  38. reality-check says – reply to this


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    She should funnel all her assets offshore and declare bancrupcy. Watch fedx dump his kids at a bus stop faster than he can walk out on a prego shar jackson and his retarded kids

  39. KRoughts says – reply to this


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    FFS is she not allowed to have a laugh at the bastards who make her life hell? Damn i know i would! Change the record, imagine if she f#$kn does top herself, how will you feel like Perez? Like a sack of shit i hope!

  40. zomg says – reply to this


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    OMG it's like she doesn't even care!

  41. Rae says – reply to this


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    Oooh, I'm putting money on her getting knocked up tonight. It only seems logical to the ill-minded such as herself.

  42. rere says – reply to this


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    she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid or she really dont care!!!!

  43. real mamma says – reply to this


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    WTF? Does she not have a HOME! or 5 Go home deal with your shit, everyone is sick of you!!! I am waiting for the headline… Britney Spears Dead at 25

    Get your shit together girl… or else you are going to end up like so many other hollywood has-beens….

  44. Kate says – reply to this


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    She is the definition of a loser. What kind of sorry excuse for a mother is she? I knew she was a piece of shit, but this is bad even for her. Just knowing she's alive is worth a zillion pro-abortion ads.

  45. Paris H says – reply to this


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    Re: Morgan Bucks – You mean go HillBillY!

  46. amy says – reply to this


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    wow
    she does not seem happy

  47. Geminat says – reply to this


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    Re: Fionja

    Fiona, this is a gossip site so of course Perez is going to document
    her ride on the crazy train.

    peeshaw!

    www.geminat.com

  48. BETH says – reply to this


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    I FEEL BAD FOR HER SHE IS HELLA ON DRUGS AND DOOSNT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING . WHY DONT THE COPS BUST HER ALREADY FOR BEING HIGH AND DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENCE DAMN COPS THERE BITCHES!

  49. apack says – reply to this


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    thats really really sad. Those poor kids. But maybe this is her way of dealing with the pain.

  50. asher says – reply to this


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    Oh come on. this girls been a noticeable wreck since right after she broke up with justin . my bad since she cheated on him. shes discusting . she made two children only to dress them up and play with like dolls. her kids are better off with out her and she couldent care less ! i never thought id say this but here goes : GO TEAM K-FED :-#

  51. b says – reply to this


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    food run? check!
    tanning? check!
    now hurry y'all!
    gotta get to the peninsula for my scheduled drug binge!

  52. paps should be shot says – reply to this


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    damn - those paparazzi should be killed on sight. what a freaking hazzard.

  53. Shira says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    This IS pathetic. Everybody can see, you're making these stories up. Who wouldn't be a mess after living a life like britney has?? she cannot get anywhere without those flashlights and people fighting around her. That is not normal life, YOU simply cannot expect people behaving normally when you are being treated like that! What should she have done? She is not blind.
    Get over yourself perez and stop thinking all your readers are brainless!

    And, I'm very sad, 'cos I stopped reading your blog for a while just because of low level of your stories. And just came to see, if things have changed, but no.. same shit!
    You seem not have any kind of conscience Perez. You enjoy helping people destroy their lives, don't you? Do you know that Britney is a human too??

  54. KFed says – reply to this


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    Theres newer info at www.BritneysKidsTaken.com

  55. Rae says – reply to this


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    Re: Dayder – Okay, you go first. I'm right behind you. I swear, I am. I'm still behind you. Keep going.

  56. Anita says – reply to this


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    Fuck Britney. She's is a total piece of shit. I really hope she blows her brains out with a handgun. The world would a better place.

  57. Bob says – reply to this


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    We love Perez!!!!

  58. Sick of Britney says – reply to this


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    She's about as fucked up as any human can get at this point.

    Hey Britney, you failed as a parent, you failed as a daughter, you failed as a pop star. You're running out of things to fuck up, aren't you?

  59. chelseymarie says – reply to this


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    borrrring.

    *yawn…

  60. Sick of Britney says – reply to this


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    All Britney has to do is STAY HOME for a week and the paparazzi will disappear. They can't make any money standing around with no photos to sell.

    But as we all know, Britney WANTS her daily dose of paparazzis. That's all she has left in her life. She lost her kids, her husbands, her parents, her sister and brother, her career and her brains. All she is now is a trainwreck that the paps can sell to the tabloids. Nobody gives a shit about her career anymore. We know that's over forever. Britney will always be known as the woman who lost her two kids!

  61. Stacy says – reply to this


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    I'd laugh too! And i did! LMAO

    Gahh! You should be happy that she's even smiling!!!

  62. TEAM BRIT says – reply to this


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    PEREZ I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TO "REPORT" "SERIOUS" STORIES, NOT FABRICATIONS. BRIT ALL SMILES AFTER LOOSING HER KIDS? I THINK I WOULD LAUGH AT THE PAPS FIGHTING OVER GETTING A SNAP OF ME, TOO. YOU ARE HATIN TOO MUCH W/ THIS ONE. THING IS, BRIT IS A LEGEND AND YOU ARE A NOTHING. YOU'LL BECOME A FADED MEMORY. MAYBE YOU WILL BE ON SUICIDE WATCH. MAYBE YOU WILL BE LIKE THAT GUY WHO HUNG HIMSELF. YOU SAY IF YOU CAN DISH IT, YOU CAN TAKE IT. I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND POST A BLOG ABOUT WHEN YOU HAVE TO USE THE CRAPPER AT DUNKIN DONUTS OR WHEN YOU HAVE A DILDO UP YOUR ASS. OH WAIT, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.

  63. Disgustipated says – reply to this


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    SHE IS SMILING. How can you smile the day you had your kids taken away??? Wouldn't you be miserable. She loooooves the attention. She is so fucked up.

  64. Rae says – reply to this


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    Re: Sick of Britney – Oh, but there's always the driver's test!!! Yes! Question #5: What do you do when 4 cars arrive at a 4-way stop at the very same time? (confused Brit) "Ma'am, I think there's mistake. Where's 'letter E'? Wave to my cameramen-friends as I go by"??? "I don't see no mention of the 'razzi on this examinimanation anywhere."

  65. Alyssa says – reply to this


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    All this video does is reaffirm my belief that Hollywood makes people crazy. If I had fuckin flashbulbs in my face 24-7 and I wasn't even allowed to take a shit in private, I'd be nuts too.

  66. maria says – reply to this


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    White trash selfish whore. That is all she is. She totally needs to have her fat pasty ass in jail for breaking the law over and over. She is a disgusting pig.

  67. COCO says – reply to this


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    She cheated on Justin, and on her ex, she broke up with her mother, her father, she only live for the paparazzi, and don't give a fucking ass about the law and about her children.

    Britney simply don't care. The majority of people find this very weird but she is kind of a Siko narcissist bitch without real emotions, no love or pity for her children, no real connection there. The judge did a very good thing. He saved those boys.

    I don't care if she lives or die, really. Don't care.

  68. A Mom says – reply to this


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    That sick, sick, sick bitch! WTF? Tanning? Laughing? No, this is NOT drugs, this is WAY beyond drugs.
    I had a drug problem, and I have kids. I was a f'ed up mother for two years. I NEVER acted like that. I didn't lose my kids…but the THOUGHT of losing them straightened me right up.
    There's something more to this…like she's NUTS!

  69. Exyank says – reply to this


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    I think she WANTED to lose custody of her kids.

  70. p=fatso says – reply to this


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    how was she laughing at them. you're so stupid.

  71. Tori says – reply to this


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    how could anyone who just lost their kids be laughing and smiling and shit? god shes a fucking bitch

  72. Slater Granite says – reply to this


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    Man, if I were her….? I would be nutz also. She cannot even take a dump in peace without everyone wanting to get the "first" picture of the toilet paper she wiped her ass with.

    I think people get really jealous of others that succeed and want every chance to knock them off of their high horses.

    It's a sickness that has infected the youth. BTW, anymore hateraide????

    People hate her, but can't get enough of her…… I don't get it and maybe I never will.

    I think more people need to get a life!

    Sincerely,

    Slater Granite

  73. lisa says – reply to this


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    I think she is pretty and nice. My vagina itches. I hate Perez. He is fat and ugly.

  74. kristen says – reply to this


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    britney, i love you, but you have lost it. Come hang out with me in maryland.. i guarantee no paps follow you here. I'll make you normal. Ok thanksbye

  75. haterade perez says – reply to this


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    1.) K Fed IS a habitual smoker of marijuana, with PHOTO EVIDENCE all over the internet. While there is no actual evidence or photos of Britney with any drug other than alcohol, and she has always managed to walk back to her vehicle after a night out on the town, with a FUCKING DRIVER, to take her home! All we have to go on he hearsay and BS from people who want more and more money from this poor woman, haven't you assholes done enough damage!

  76. lozza says – reply to this


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    ur fucked up perez. clearly you've never been hurt b4. staying at home moping is the worst thing you can do. she's damned if she does damn if she doesn't with you. your a sad little man who is clearly in love with Kfed. why dont u admit u wanna fuck his white trash ass, and this is the reason 4 ur brit bash you fuckin poof. Kfed used 2 be a drug dealer but u never seem 2 bring that up. FUCK YOU ENABLER!!!

  77. Medea says – reply to this


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    Poor poor girl. horrible cruel people

  78. Krista says – reply to this


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    She's probably high - and I don't mean that to be funny. What do drug users do when something traumatic happens to them? They do drugs to make the pain go away. She needs rehab - stat.

  79. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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    Re: Rash Manly

    LOL Rash!! :D

  80. Kissy says – reply to this


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    People sticking up for Britney are not real fans - if they were they would realize Britney needs real help. They blame the paparazzi, well isn't Britney the one going to resturants and bars that are KNOWN for the swarms of paparazzi that wait outside? It wouldn't be impossible for her to go to a small bar that is unknown if she REALLY needs to drink that badly, and it's definately not impossible for her to order in when she has her boys, instead of parading them around in front of cameras and reducing them to tears. I'm quite sure many celebrities get drunk, but besides the usual photohog sluts like Lindsay and Paris, you don't really see it that often. She is out of touch with reality. Fans should be happy she got her children taken away because hopefully it means she's one step closer to realizing she's got a problem and that's one step closer to rehab and a sober and happy Britney Spears.

  81. Nancy says – reply to this


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    How low can you go? Laughing after you lose custody of your kids? I would be crying and checking myself in somewhere to get help.

  82. lozza says – reply to this


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    you people are fuckin weird. it really isnt that strange that she's laughing. wouldnt u cackle if a couple of photogs starting fighting. they're carrying on like vultures, i would laugh. just cos u laugh, doesn't mean u dont care. when my friend died, i still managed 2 laugh at a funny tv show i watched a few hours later. does that make me a bad person, NO!! it means i saw somethin funny and i laughed, you ppl are fucked in the head leave brit alone!

  83. Pig says – reply to this


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    FUCK THE STUPID PAPARAZZI!! FAT UGLY PIGS!
    FUCK THE STUPID PAPARAZZI!! FAT UGLY PIGS!
    FUCK THE STUPID PAPARAZZI!! FAT UGLY PIGS!

    FUCK THE STUPID PAPARAZZI!! FAT UGLY PIGS!

  84. DONNA says – reply to this


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    Fame and fortune has f'd her up. Big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. uh perez is OBSESSED says – reply to this


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    Dude, I like how you have effing a TON of new posts… all around BRITNEY. Get the fuck over yourself Perez.

  86. ed says – reply to this


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    LOL! This is like some kind of bizarre comedy…This chicks life is completely falling apart, yet the insane pop-a-nazis keep taking a zillion pics of her.

  87. LORRAINE_FROM_PERTH_SCOTLAND says – reply to this


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    TERRIBLE:))!!!!

  88. LORRAINE_FROM_PERTH_SCOTLAND says – reply to this


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    OMG THAT 2GIRLS1CUP.COM IS FUKKIN DISGUSTING, WHAT FOLK WILL WATCH :) ):))

  89. BritneyKillUrself says – reply to this


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    Re: thatz right bitch – And here u are making Perez the TOP VISITED BLOG On Muther Earth…. Whos the asshole huh? who? who? not Perez my Goliflon is MAKING PAPER!!! THATS RIGHT BITCH Thanks for being visitor # 186,453,134,613,548,641 HAHAHA DUMBASS

  90. BritneyKillUrself says – reply to this


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    Re: ed – And Here U Are VIsiting THE BEST FUCKIN BLOG ON EARTH… Give all the more reason to snap on CLICK CLICK Mutha Fuckers!!

  91. needstheloo says – reply to this


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    What were you hoping for? A public breakdown? Did you want her on the floor in a pool of tears or something? It's a case of damned if you do and damned if you don't with you because, no matter what she does, you'll find something to pick on. I'm not saying she's even remotely innocent in all this, but your "journalism" is piss poor.

  92. Mia says – reply to this


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    How exactly did she "lose touch with reality" here?

  93. Angie* says – reply to this


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    It's so sad!! It's seeming like she really DOESN'T care about the kids!!

  94. mark says – reply to this


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    What a fucked up loser is anyone that would shoot photos of her like that. What a fucking loser. Hey Perez, would you like it if you took a dump and paparazzi were photographing you?

  95. piCKles says – reply to this


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    don't know why they don't lock her up all ready. she's a danger to other people.

  96. Bloated SKANK says – reply to this


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    AND……She isn't buckled-up!……Stupid, stupid girl!!!!!………

  97. crotchrocket says – reply to this


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    Dirty, nasty, skankwhore, crackhead, fatass, ratnest, hillbilly…

    no wonder U can't find a guy..have to grab a stranger just to

    get some..

    she should be crying at home in bed, too upset to get off the

    couch, unbelieveable..PAINT YOUR FREKIN NAILS, ASSHOLE..

    tHE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO KEEP THOSE

    KIDS..your career is over, bitch. ..everyone hates you.

  98. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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    For those of you defending Britney, you obviously don't like children and don't understand that a TRUE mother would just give up her children, just like that, BEFORE she was supposed, no less, and then carry on merrily, like she didn't have a care in the world. There are many other mothers who (unfortunately) also have mental illnesses and drug problems, but they at least have heart. Shitney, through her actions, proved she has no heart, either, and I'm sorry but she just lost the last shred of sympathy I had for her.

  99. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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    Re: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    sorry - meant would NOT

  100. Laurie says – reply to this


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    does anybody remember PRinces Diana???? The paparazzi and everyone watching is fucking her up more!!!!!!!

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