Perez Hilton: Britney Issued Her Drivers License

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Britney Issued Her Drivers License

Filed under: Britney Spears

Ha! We all need to laugh.

We're tired of being frustrated and disappointed in this mess.

But we're still obsessed!

[Image via Pretty On The Outside.]

Posted: October 2, 2007 at 12:45 pm

235 comments to “Britney Issued Her Drivers License”

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Lara says – reply to this

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You suck Perez.
Tania says – reply to this

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LOL FIRST?
christina says – reply to this

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HAHA..very funny
justme says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it! NOW IF SHE'D JUST DRIVE OFF THAT CLIFF….
emily says – reply to this

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hot
marge says – reply to this

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thats hilarious…freaking funny
Jacob's mom says – reply to this

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L M A O
just perfect !!!1
Ashleigh says – reply to this

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Hair: none
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Now she can scare
the H E double toothpicks out of everyone
while aiming a car!
Mithi says – reply to this

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Ha first! That's halarious
ur evil says – reply to this

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omg
Lanisha says – reply to this

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FIRST!
J says – reply to this

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This is what happens when you are on Extasy and take your DL picture. Maybe a little Meth was on the menu too. She is a mess. Thank god the kids are out of her hands. Not sure they went to a better home but we will soon find out because all media will be on KF so we will know just as soon as he fucks up too. Why the F is Britney's mother not stepping up??? What a GRANDmother.
DUANE says – reply to this

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britney you suck! first!
laura says – reply to this

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idiot ………..
Ed says – reply to this

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Perez I'm feeling your frustration and that is FUNNY!
michelle says – reply to this

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haha good one
funny says – reply to this

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LOL unfitey
lucy says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
rad says – reply to this

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HAHAHHAHA
lucy says – reply to this

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
woohoo says – reply to this

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1st
kristopher says – reply to this

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first!
patrick says – reply to this

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first!
luvsit
ITS ME BITCHES says – reply to this

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first bitches…… and perez you are too funny…this is hilarious…thanks for the laugh love ya
P-Y says – reply to this

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First
When did this site start being All Brit ALL the time???
U suck Mario
sarah says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY
mss says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT
tara says – reply to this

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first! F*cking hysterical!
Julie says – reply to this

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Perez, what do you have to be frustrated and disappointed about? It's not like her behavior has anything to do with you, dude.
stella says – reply to this

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first! i hope!
holly says – reply to this

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Like it will happen. She cares?
MOMMY says – reply to this

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YOU MADE MY DAY! THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING, ALMOST, EVER!!!!!!!
Rachel says – reply to this

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Funny.. and first.
Kim says – reply to this

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hahahahahaahhahaah!!!! this made my day!!!!
jade says – reply to this

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lmao @ the 5'2" 145 lbs! LOL fat bitch!
WTF says – reply to this

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This is wrong on just so many levels - but extremely funny.
sandy says – reply to this

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i knew this would happen when she started dating K-Fed. Train wreck waiting to happen. I thought to myself: "she will unravel in front of America and we will all see her come undone"!
Bam says – reply to this

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Elle says – reply to this

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you have to admit she does have perfect teeth either way. i hope shes not doing crystal meth that would be really sad and i think its really poor taste you put the pictures of her kids crying when shes buckling them in. its the cameras that make them cry, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Bam says – reply to this

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camille says – reply to this

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While I agree that she maliciously disobeyed the law, I think this is going to far. But I always wonder why do people like Brittney, Paris etc.. insist on driving drunk or without a lisence when they can afford to have someone drive them around every minute of the day. Why even be caught behind the wheel of a car? If you want to get drunk, go ahead just dont drive and have someone else do it for you!
ELLE says – reply to this

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Re: jade – FUCK YOU I'M 5'2 AND 140 AM I FAT NO YOU DUMB BITCH
zuzu says – reply to this

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that's really funny!!!
i can't wait to see her id card )
Adorable Mistakes says – reply to this

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Class: None

….Nice!
ShinD says – reply to this

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LOL!
SODOMY IS ILLEGAL says – reply to this

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That was soooo funny. I was eating cereal and practically spit it out laughing. Eyes: brown and blu…… address, Hyde….. hahaha. See, now that's funny. Without your spin to it….
Natalie says – reply to this

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cocaine is one hell of a drug
Bill Abong says – reply to this

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Perez, you really need to move on. You are showing psychotic, unhealthy behavior.

Eventually, you will also have your downfall. I ask you, would you want everyone to harp on your during your darkest hour?

Give it up already. Its becoming quite boring, especially since there are a million other things to write about.
dixiegirl says – reply to this

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LOVES IT!
robin says – reply to this

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Your pissed because it looks BETTER than your I.D. ??? Pussy…
miss Libra says – reply to this

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hahahahhahahahah
Patrick says – reply to this

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What is the problem with you M. Perez Hilton ? Are you jealous of her ? You must know something, everybody on the internet is making fun of you, you are the new Chris Crocker but in worst.
Amber says – reply to this

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ok, that is freakin' hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
Chris says – reply to this

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IDIOT, NOT FUNNY GET OVER IT PEREZ, YOU ARE SO STUPID.
WAT THE F**K says – reply to this

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sometimes P-NASTY YOU REALLY DO MAKE ME SICK… THIS FUCKIN STUPID BITCH REALLY DOES NEED HELP AND BECAUSE OF ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHE IS NEVER GOING TO GET IT EVERYONE IS THRIVIN ON THE FACT THAT SHE IS A FUCK UP… SHE LOST HER KIDS AND NOW LOOK AT HER SHE REALLY IS ONE HOT MESS AND THE SAD FACT IS SHE REALLY DOES NOT EVEN CARE… WHAT A DUMB CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE YOU P-SUCK-ASS
whitney says – reply to this

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Haha no class.
Brit Brit Y'all says – reply to this

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Party 24/7 Outstanding!!! the whole thing.
sanne says – reply to this

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what the fuck do ya'll mean with ; first?!
why is everyone saying that?
justme says – reply to this

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Re: sherry – Why do you dumbasses come on this site if you don't like what Perez has to say??? Find another website to defend that trainwreck, DON'T COME ONTO THIS ONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!! Duh..
GODDESSV says – reply to this

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UNFITNEY WILL CARE WE WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS CARING ABOUT HER…………….SO LET'S NOT EVEN SPEAK THE NAME….WHEN ANYONE SEES ACT LIKE SHE IS JUST NO ONE…………… HER FANS PUT HERE WHERE SHE IS NOW LETS TAKE HER DOWN……………….SHE DOESN'T DESERVE SHYTTTTT!!!!!!
Julie is laughing says – reply to this

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LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish i could do something like that on my License! PEREZ UR FUCKIN FUNNY!!!! thanks for the laugh
Freebie says – reply to this

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We are not obsessed. You, Perez, are obsessed with Britney. You are also obsessed with pictures of you and self promotion. Most of come visit this site to see pictures of celebrities and some gossip. Not to see pictures of you nor your constant harrassment of Britney. I miss the eye on your masthead. Drawing of you is insipid.
rebecca says – reply to this

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Thank you,
Rebecca
JUSTME says – reply to this

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Re: Bill Abong – IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE SAYS, WHY DO YOU VISIT HIS SITE??? YOU'RE READING IT THE SAME AS US, HYPOCRITE. GO FIND ANOTHER SITE TO DEFEND THAT has-been!
JUSTME says – reply to this

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Re: Bill Abong – IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT HE SAYS, WHY DO YOU VISIT HIS SITE??? YOU'RE READING IT THE SAME AS US, HYPOCRITE. GO FIND ANOTHER SITE TO DEFEND THAT has-been!
lintyobject says – reply to this

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OMG! That is too funny! Love the two different colored eyes and the cheetos backround on the picture…
Keith says – reply to this

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Isn't there another celebrity you can focus on besides Britney? Everybody and their mother seems to be commenting on her. Find someone else interesting to read about.
KAYLAH says – reply to this

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Perez u always have to kil it and go 2 far wen it becomes totali not funny :l .. let it go your so obsesed with the woman ..i supose u got nothin better 2 do u fat useles unwanted trolop at least ppl respect theway she makes money..get a job mate u Loser. I can never run out of insults 4 u .. luk at u ..fat ugly mess.
dixiegirl says – reply to this

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The funniest fucking part of all of this is reading the messages from you PATHETIC Britney lovers. SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD and HIGHLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
renee says – reply to this

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that's good!
kate says – reply to this

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honey you are fabulous - but you getting way too obsessed with Britney! show more pics of wentworth. he's a fox.
I KNOW says – reply to this

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PEREZ.
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED/
IS IT BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE AN EMOTIONAL LIFE OF YOUR OWN? NO LOVE?
ITS SO SAD TO SEE A GROWN MAN WHO IS SO FOCUSED ON THE HARD TIMES OF A YOUNG WOMEN AND HER FAMILY.
FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE PEREZ - YOULL BE HAPPIER
unfitney says – reply to this

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Its almost like we hope and pray she commits suicide…. Her kids and this world would be better off without her!
Christine says – reply to this

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bahahahahahha. The cheetos logo in the middle is the best. Brit Brit Y'all bahahahaha.
brian says – reply to this

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Perez get a life…I know you can't because of how you are as a person and the fact that your looks reflect that inner ugliness, but get over it. You're a useless pathetic waste of a life…what good do you do? At least Britney donates millions to charities and has foundations in her name. What GOOD do you do? She's going through a rough time and you jump on the bandwagon in antogonizing her about every little thing. You have a horrible pathetic existence…try being more like the person you idolize, Angelina Jolie. Do you see her writing disparaging comments on people and basically tearing them down??? NO. She's a UN Ambassador and she adopts children from all over the world. She has talent and beauty and grace that you will never have.
kaylah says – reply to this

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Ugly, Fat, Unwanted, useless, dumb, Oaf.
Ur a loser with no job get a life.
Kala says – reply to this

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That is so funny!
paula says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….
kaylah says – reply to this

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haha..No
HAHAHA says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
None ya biz bitch boy says – reply to this

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Will you stop obsessing over Britney lesbo-ho Spears! You fat retarded loser! Get a life
Shaki says – reply to this

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Resp….justme
Why do you dumbasses come on this site if you don’t like what Perez has to say??? Find another website to defend that trainwreck, DON’T COME ONTO THIS ONE IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT!!!! Duh..

Because we hope that his gone have a little bit… of heart…
but I guest no! Dumbasses
mee says – reply to this

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why can u not drop Britney . she is human . let her be !!
chicana says – reply to this

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i'm so over hearing about this stupid chick…please stop talking about her!!
Megan says – reply to this

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HAHHAHA.. That is great!
Fiona says – reply to this

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"Class: None Eyes: Brown&BLU"
and the blue Cheetos back-drop behind her, omg…
that is funny, funny stuff.
Mimi says – reply to this

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LOL. Perez, you are such a silly billy. I love how Britney has a strong resemblance to you in this picture.
This is funny.
Bernard says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a GOD!
lime light says – reply to this

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hahahah. I love this shit
monty_clift says – reply to this

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not funny so why bother.
she's a mess but her single is still #1 on i-tunes. damn i love her.
Whats wrong with you Perez says – reply to this

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I think she is suffering from PPD. Lets hope you're not the last one laughing when she kills herself.
Canadianita says – reply to this

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Frustrated and disappointed is right! Love the Cheetos background.
fergiebooh! says – reply to this

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i heat you perez hilton!! you suck!!! you now what?? britney is the best!!! and you are gay and obsessed and very ugly!!! you are very stupid!!
Michele says – reply to this

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haha cute
funny shit, p says – reply to this

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lmao
dina says – reply to this

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loooool thats so funny hahaha giggelse
justme says – reply to this

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Re: Shaki – 'his gone have'???? I didn't know they had computers in the ghetto-I didn't think your government check would pay for that! Speak English, not Ebonics.
Lunatik@ says – reply to this

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Yes we are still all obsesed ! why???? because we like to see somebody that had everything eat the dirt like it happens to us??? I'm starting to think that….
dina says – reply to this

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luv the class: non loooool

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