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How We've Missed Them!

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Where have they been? Detoxing in Arizona? Having wild drug-fueled orgies in Ibiza? We don't care. We're just happy to have them back!

Our favoritest Hollywood couple, Cook & Crook, are back!

Brittany Murphy and her dreamboat husband, the sketchy Simon Monjack, are back in LA and warming our hearts.

The drugged-up loved-up duo went shopping for some camera equipment at Samy's Camera in L.A. on Saturday.

Might they be working on a sex tape they plan to leak soon???

We should be so lucky!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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197 comments to “How We've Missed Them!”

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  1. sarah says – reply to this


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    my first first

    first!!

  2. me says – reply to this


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    1st!!!

  3. =] says – reply to this


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    Firssst

  4. steveeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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    he is digusting….are we sure he didn't eat her??

  5. Yuk says – reply to this


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    A sex tape of these two would be disgusting…with his big ass beer belly? Nasty!

  6. asleeeentz says – reply to this


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    firsssssst

  7. lalallaa says – reply to this


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    FiRST

  8. Sarah says – reply to this


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    hahha!!

  9. hey says – reply to this


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    first

  10. Jackie says – reply to this


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    They confuse me! Why are they together? I guess she loves him but dude…he is so not cute. Sorry I'm being a bit superficial but c'mon.

  11. Stef43609 says – reply to this


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    OMG…she is way to cute for him! What does she see in him?

  12. suck it to me says – reply to this


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    meow

  13. QueensGoddess says – reply to this


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    WTF is she doing with this hack???

  14. dirtydee says – reply to this


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    eewwww

  15. Stef43609 says – reply to this


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    OMG…she is way too cute for him! What does she see in him?

  16. balls says – reply to this


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    HE IS SO FUCKING SICK….DICK DICK DICK HAIR PUBES PUSSY

  17. Moi! says – reply to this


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    this looks nothing like her!!

  18. Masquarade says – reply to this


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    Yeah, I know looks aren't everything, but holy cow - she coulda done a wee bit better than that!

  19. love is blind? says – reply to this


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    from ashton to this? wf

  20. ewww... says – reply to this


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    Who IS this guy???? He looks dirty, greasy and really disgusting….. I can't believe THAT is what she finally settled down with!!!! Ewwww…

  21. BLOW ME! says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!1

  22. love is blind? says – reply to this


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    from ashton to this? wtf

  23. Claudia says – reply to this


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    she married that dude?….must have been cuz of his money…LOL!

  24. bethany says – reply to this


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    brit looks good!!

  25. Lauren says – reply to this


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    What a nasty dude..he must be blackmailing her and forcing her to stay with him. Maybe he has her mother locked in a cage somewhere. How else does someone go from Ashton Kutcher to this??

  26. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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    WOW was he always that FAT !!!!

  27. cali girl says – reply to this


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    EW OMG. WTF MURPHY

  28. rosiethunder says – reply to this


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    he is repulsive.

  29. maneater says – reply to this


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    Perez! I don't want to imagine these fools doing it! You sicko! Maybe you want to..so you can lust over that greasy bear ;)

  30. meli says – reply to this


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    wow he really gained some weight.

  31. piratebabe says – reply to this


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    he looks gross ewwwwwww..she MARRIED HIM! oh my!

  32. ??? says – reply to this


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    Is this a joke????

  33. claudia says – reply to this


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    i've always really liked her, and i say let them be, as long as they're happy with each other. You really shouldn't alway be so insutling, i mean, eventually someone's gonna end up with you, would you like it if some idiot was saying the same thing then?

  34. twinsy says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry I just would not be able to straddle that…..yuck!

  35. FUCK THAT says – reply to this


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    NASTY!! HOW CAN SHE LAY ON HER BACK FOR THAT NASTY ASS BLOATED LOSER

  36. grody von nasty says – reply to this


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    Is Brittany a chef? Because "cook" means someone who makes food and "kook" is a crazy person. I'm pretty sure Brittany's a KOOK, I was just wondering if maybe she's also a cook.

  37. LOL says – reply to this


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    They look like they just got their U.S. citizenship.

  38. fugly says – reply to this


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    He's the ugliest dude I've ever seen

  39. fugly says – reply to this


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    He's the ugliest dude I've ever seen

  40. L35L13 says – reply to this


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    Well, to each his own. He must have a fantastic personality and/or be really great in bed.

  41. aj says – reply to this


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    I think you meant "Kook" not Cook.

  42. min pin says – reply to this


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    She's cute but, um…….he's….ewwww…..NOT cute AT ALL. Pretty nasty actually. I don't get it………..

  43. Mette says – reply to this


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    Who cares that he is big. That's proberly not why she's with him. So get a grip people. Love is blind. And she's with him for his personality. It's selfish to choose who you love out from what they look like and not for who they are. God bless.

  44. GoAway.... says – reply to this


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    Re: MYSTIK – Hey, quit taking up so much space with all your stupid bullshit…..

  45. ugly ass bitches says – reply to this


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    He is better looking than you PEREZ. And I'm sure he is better looking than most of you who are posting. that includes you bitches.

  46. damn says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette – you must be very ugly and have a hard getting someone to date you

  47. Has Been says – reply to this


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    Hmm is she even famous anymore? maybe she met this guy in her clueless days but still how do you go from Ashton Kutcher To THAT? As Well maybe she is a chubby chaser

  48. OK....?????....!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette – Seriously, if you do not want to hear people slamming celebrities for their insane choices, crazy antics, and outright stupidity, then you probably (yes, that's how you spell it… NOT proberly) shouldn't visit this site. Maybe you are unaware of it, but this is a celebrity gossip website and that's all we do here…. gossip and make fun of the stupid shit they do!!! It's just entertainment… not the gospel according to Perez!!! Relax a bit!!!!!!!

  49. Monster says – reply to this


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    Fuck he's fat

  50. OK....?????....!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: corey – You must be incredibly loaded……. that's usually how that shit works!!!!!!

  51. m says – reply to this


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    he's fat and disgusting, but has anyone ever seen her in an interview? She is irritating and obnoxious and I can't understand anyone wanting to be with her as soon as she opens her mouth. She is cute, but it stops there.

  52. WOMEN=VANITY says – reply to this


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    Judging from most of the comments on here all that crap about guys being more visually orientated then women is garbage. Most women judge men by their appearance on first site.

  53. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    I guess Pamela is happy. Isn't marriage cool !!! maybe even yummy!!! or not… errr probably the latter.

  54. SO GROSS says – reply to this


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    Never thought anything much of her to begin with, but GOD THIS GUY IS JUST SUCH A BIG FAT SLOB. WHY WOULD SHE SETTLE FOR THIS PORKER????? SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN USUAL HERE. SOMETIMES SHE JUST LOOKS PLAIN UNATTRACTIVE. STILL SHE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN HIM.
    HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S MAFIA.

  55. LasVegas says – reply to this


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    From Ashton Kutcher to that thing?! Gross, he looks like he should be on America's Most Wanted. I get that creepy uncle vibe from him, total pedo!

  56. Masquarade says – reply to this


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    SPELL CHECK ON WHAT EXACTLY?
    Sweetie?

  57. lol says – reply to this


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    wow umm that's just gross i know about all that looks don't matter but, that's just gross…

  58. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    i just saw a huge freaking white cat there in one of your ads. Cool… I love cats.

  59. DZArbonne says – reply to this


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    Lose Weight Now
    Look at my space dzarbonne to learn more.

  60. IM NOT JUST A FAN, IM A CITIZEN OF PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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    Gosh, he's pretty.

  61. lol says – reply to this


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    perez!!! wat's wrong with u?! maybe he did blackmail her…..

  62. WTF!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Is that fat ass rich or something..How did he get her..Thats crazy. Most girls settle for money anyway.
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  63. YEAH RIGHT says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette

    Love is blind my ass. All women settle for Money!! Thats how fucked up girls are. They will compromise sooooooooo much if you have a fat wallet.. Its true.. If a women knows she will be taken care of she will go along with anything.

  64. Rita says – reply to this


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    OMG..I know she is only like 29 because I went to junior high with her. her husband looks old enough to be her father, & just plain old oogly. (God please don't kill me for saying such things). she was once talented but now she's just a joke.

  65. madam pince says – reply to this


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    He wasn't this fat the last time they were in the press. What has he been doing, going to Starbucks with BS and sucking up fraps? He's skanky and ugly.

  66. T in the OC says – reply to this


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    SERIOUSLY BRITTANY??! Is this a joke? Are you really with this sloppy gross guy?

  67. HRH Adam says – reply to this


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    Remember when people like Brittany Murphy, Shannon Elizabeth, J. Love Hewitt, Jason Biggs, etc, were famous? Yeah neither do I.

  68. whatthehell says – reply to this


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    eeek! come on brittany! you could do SO much better! =(

  69. haha says – reply to this


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    Re: sarah

    LOL!!!!!

  70. =] says – reply to this


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    How did he get her?!? Seriously people this is Brittany Murphy. She could have anyone she wants! Does anyone else think this!?!? Reply if you do…

  71. marge says – reply to this


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    this guy is fucking ugly.

  72. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    well uh, duh… hey, i got nothing against either of them at all, cuz i have no idea who they are. hope this didn't offend anyone who follows whoever they are.

    I want to talk about bazongas and weddings.

  73. Mette says – reply to this


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    Re: damnYou must be really stupid to write things like that. But maybe you feel better with yourself after dissin' people? God bless you bitch.

  74. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    where did my weddings and bazongas comment go?!!

  75. Heathaaa says – reply to this


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    OMG - this guy is just disgusting. He looks like he should either be a New Jersey pimp or instead hanging out with Britney Spears!

  76. Heathaaa says – reply to this


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    OMG - this guy is just disgusting. He looks like he should either be a New Jersey pimp or instead hanging out with Britney Spears!

  77. Mette says – reply to this


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    Re: OK….?????….!!!!!!! Why are you getting so upset over my comment? I don't get it. I know this is a gossip site about celebrities, I'm not stupid. I just wrote what I think about their relationship. So you should relax! God bless.

  78. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    i wonder how many times pamela has been married…. since the last time i had a freaking date. well, not really a freaking date, just a date.

  79. Pete says – reply to this


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    He is soooooooooooooooo HOT

    He looks like what a MAN should look like
    Bet when he fucks you, you know you have been fucked

    I will gladly wash out his socks

  80. Mette says – reply to this


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    Re: YEAH RIGHTMoney is love. But you can't get real love for money. So women that settles for money are just stupid. God bless :)

  81. John says – reply to this


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    He needs an 8 month diet followed by a queer eye makeover to even be in the same photo carrying her luggage.

  82. Mekhi says – reply to this


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    Re: MetteYou're so right. I gotta agree in all your comments and I'm not even a girl. But I like what you have to say. Peace out nigga!!

  83. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    I guess he doesn't eat many carrots? I just ate a carrot and although i prefer fast food, i realize i'm a healthier, happier, and almost not a typical bachelor. but not quite. something like that.

  84. PP says – reply to this


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    DOES SHE REALLY HAVE SEX WITH THAT FAT ASS SCARY BALDING MAN?
    YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. b says – reply to this


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    wow…maybe he has a nice personality???

  86. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    I prefer booties to flattened-out-by-a-girdle buns.

  87. lala says – reply to this


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    damn he must have a lot of money!

  88. missunderstood says – reply to this


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    She is WAY too cute of a girl to be married to that. Is she blind? Poor dear. He looks like somebody's skeezy con artist uncle who is in jail every other month. He must be rich or have a great personality or wear a bag over his entire body….yuck.

  89. lala says – reply to this


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    he reminds me of ron jeremy =| eghh

  90. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    is he the bodyguard? i'm totally without a clue, which i think keeps me from caring… and that's way cool !!!

    anyone wanna tell me who's the hottest celeb-chick of the moment? i like it wen dey got tah lint… lol

  91. George says – reply to this


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    Hey PP, be nice to the balding man.

  92. damn says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette – bitch you're still ugly!! get over it!! by the way dumbass, God and bitch dont go in the same sentence !! fuckin loser

  93. al says – reply to this


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    john belushi IS alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. Keleigh says – reply to this


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    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. He just looks nasty.

  95. Sarah says – reply to this


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    That just makes NO sense!!

  96. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    Perez, when was Britney's butt so yummilicious? lol

  97. eliza says – reply to this


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    The reason perez calls him a crook is because of the allegations against him. A lot of women have come forth saying what a con-artist he really is. I don't know who he is or what he has done but there are some pretty pissed off women and countless others who firmly believe he is a crook.

  98. OK....?????....!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette – Whatever… you're obviously fat & nasty too!!

  99. I got it all, BITCH!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Mette – Oh it is possible…. I got love & money… lots of both!!!!

  100. scott yummy says – reply to this


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    i'm going to 'weigh in' on another topic.

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