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Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!

Filed under: Britney Spears > Legal Matters

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Britney Spears is digging her own grave!

The frequent and habitual drug user thinks she's above the law and she surrounds herself with enablers who encourage that false belief.

On Thursday, a judge rightfully suspended Spears' visitations with her kids until she complies with all court orders, specifically submitting to drug tests, which she has failed to do.

In addition to her losing baby battle, Unfitney is also fighting those hit and run charges from August for which she had to surrender herself to police this week to be booked.

Now Unfitney's attorney, Michael Flanahan, is trying to blame the paparazzi on Spears' erratic driving.

Blame the paparazzi? Britney loves the paparazzi! She courts the paparazzi! She has deals with the paparazzi!

Flanahan argues Spears is always driven to distraction by the photogs' flashbulbs going off in her face and he says that prosecutors looking to make an example of the former pop star should take that into consideration.

Says her attorney, "Remember, she's surrounded by 30, 40, 50 photographers taking her picture. There's a little bit of distraction and she's concentrating on more things than her driving."

Shut up!

Jesus, where the fuck is her mother? Didn't Britney and Lynne Spears reconcile recently?

Mommy needs to step up and take her daughter to rehab or the insane asylum!

[Image via WENN.]

296 comments to “Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!”

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  1. Jen says – reply to this


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    first?

  2. Denise says – reply to this


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    1st?

  3. SO WHAT says – reply to this


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    #529

  4. jessica says – reply to this


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    your site is overrated.

  5. a says – reply to this


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    she cares about herself. booo

  6. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    "I did not lose much kids!!!
    I just got drunk and misplaced 'em is all!"

  7. mellissa says – reply to this


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    DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! i'm so tired of reading about britney on this site. it's starting to get ridiculous. we get it, she needs help yadda yadda yadda! i understand if it might be slow news day or something but talk about someone else. thanks!!

  8. 812 says – reply to this


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    gave her no reason to leave the crash.

  9. SICK OF HER says – reply to this


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    NOW THE STORY IS ABOUT HER DRIVING. WOW.

  10. R.C. says – reply to this


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    Stab her in the throat!!

    First.

  11. KAT says – reply to this


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    COME ON SHE HAS GOT TO THE WORST PARENT ALIVE. BY HER NOT DOING WHAT THE COURT SAYS. SHE IS NEVER GONNA BE A GOOD MOM.

  12. BritIsDumb says – reply to this


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    Man, how dumb can you get? She deserved to have her visitation suspended. If she REALLY wanted her kids, she would make 100% sure she was complying with every single order of the court.

  13. CJ says – reply to this


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    Angelina Sucks….

  14. t says – reply to this


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    help her

  15. t says – reply to this


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    help her

  16. coco says – reply to this


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    1st

  17. Kriz says – reply to this


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    You tell them PEREZ… u go girl!

    Fucking Britney needs to be eliminated from the media!

  18. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    "I'm so jealous!!!
    WHY does Perez Hilton look better
    with pink hair than I do!!!" :-(

  19. m says – reply to this


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    I'm bored with britney.

  20. Lmari says – reply to this


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    Oon paras.

  21. KAT says – reply to this


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    OH WELL WHAT A WASTE OF SKIN

  22. Mrs. Rhonda says – reply to this


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    Now you losers can't say first.

  23. kate says – reply to this


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    first bitches

  24. Tose is sucking Satan's cock in HELL says – reply to this


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    She looks like you FATSO!

  25. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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    I have to speak in defense of Lynne Spears, even though she helped create what Britney is today by pimping her out at a young age in such a provocative way. Anyone who has dealt with an addict or addictive, self-destructive behavior knows that ultimately, you can't do anything for them. They have to do it for themselves. I'm sure there have been several interventions in the past. At some point you just have to walk away yourself and stay out of the path of destruction, and self-destruction, that can destroy the fabric of a relationship. At least Lynne has been focused on the grandchildren as they are innocents here. But Britney is 25 and has been a legal adult for some time. People need to stop expecting her mother to step in and save her. I'm sure she's already tried many times and is in anguish over this. I'm sure that's why Britney can't keep lawyers, managers and assistants either. They've all tried. This girl is a self-destructing time bomb and it's very sad.

  26. A says – reply to this


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    This chick has lost her freaking mind! Does she not give a shit that she cannot see her kids? What kind of mother is she? I feel sorry for those two boys…K-FED is not much of a better parent than Britney….Those two are going to need some serious therapy when they get older….

  27. KAT says – reply to this


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    THE PAPARAZZI SHOULD BOYCOTT WHEN SHE CALLS THEM. THEY SHOULD GIVE HER A DOSE OF REALITY.

  28. sunspot says – reply to this


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    ugh so over this idiot

  29. k says – reply to this


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    first

  30. kimmy4lsu says – reply to this


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    first!

  31. ratatat says – reply to this


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    This woman is insane. Sure she cane blame the paparazzi for hitting the car but she should have done the right thing and left the woman whose car she hit a note saying she would pay for the damages and apologize. If she did that she probably would have never been charged with a hit and run. Someone needs to put her on some meds

  32. piratebabe says – reply to this


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    leave her alone…dang

  33. Abbey says – reply to this


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    If Britney is so distracted when driving she should hire a facking driver! She certainly has the money. But oh wait… shouldn't she have done that when she didn't have a legal driver's license?

    She's a twat. Her new name should be Twatney.

  34. PerezSuxMonkeyBalls says – reply to this


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    You know what you need to do Perez?
    GET OVER IT
    just get over it, get a real job and stop worrying about Britney
    she will either end up dead or come out on top
    its not upto you to worry abooooot it mmmmmmk

  35. KAT says – reply to this


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    DING DANG STOP IT Y'ALL

  36. Lynne is back in Kentwood says – reply to this


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    There was no reconciliation between Britney and her. The reconciliation and family help was contingent on Britney going in for long-term treatment. Britney refused. Reconciliation over.

  37. McQueen says – reply to this


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    Britney's just a mess, i feel sorry for her kids.

  38. RJII says – reply to this


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    insane asylum far away

  39. KILL JEWS says – reply to this


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    why even bother, she doesn't want help. I'm surprised she stuill has money, She must be smart in that department, she may be a Jew

  40. h says – reply to this


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    She is insane.

  41. La says – reply to this


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    I vote for the asylum

  42. WHAT? says – reply to this


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    Your a fuckin idiot. Three stories on Brit that could of easily been one. Quit trying to just take up space.

  43. Emma says – reply to this


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    Perez Hilton your a fucking idiot!Get a life you loser…is yours so boring you have to constantly makes fun of Britneys??All you do is bitch about the same old thing when it comes to Britney..you are SO boring!

  44. diane says – reply to this


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    Ditto #25

    YOU CAN'T HELP SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T WANT HELP
    BRITNEY'S BEHAVIOUR IS NO ONE'S FAULT BUT HER OWN. IT IS NOT UP TO HER MOM, HER PUBLICIST, OR HER ASSISTANT TO CHANGE HER BECAUSE THEY CAN'T.

  45. DicHole Itchy says – reply to this


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    LMFAO

  46. meg says – reply to this


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    She's an idiot and is doing it all to herself. She would DIE if she didn't have the paps following her constantly. She's mentally unstable

  47. heather says – reply to this


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    bitch just needs to quit making shit up already and spend some of that starbucks money on a driver.

  48. STOP THE PAPARAZZI says – reply to this


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    THE PAPARAZZI ARE GOING TO HAVE SOMEBODY KILLED LIKE PRINCESS DIANA. I THINK THE US GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING TO HELP PROTECT CELEBRITY PRIVACY AND STOP THE FREEGIN PAPARZZI BEFORE THEY KILLS SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!

  49. dumbass ho says – reply to this


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    She is a hot steaming pile of shit…She needs a good ass whooping..

  50. K says – reply to this


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    Re: mellissa – then stop reading the site! no one is twisting your arm!

  51. wide_stance says – reply to this


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    this has gotten very sad, indeed.

  52. sara says – reply to this


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    what do the paparazzi have to do with her not giving the court her contact information for random drug tests?

  53. foofoo says – reply to this


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    She doesn't want her kids, she doesn't want to change. She is a washed up fat pimpled face crotch flashing idiot and obviously serverely deranged to even think her actions are normal. As far as the lawyer comments regarding paparazzi, that's pathetic. She can afford a driver, chef, nutritionist, and chose to stay AWAY from the cameras. I mean do you really need to get gas everyday? I hate her for ruining starbucks for me. I deathly afraid to drink their yummy coffee drinks in fear of getting fat and gross like her. They should sue her for this! Yeah, drink our coffee, look like her? hmmmmm No thanks!! I 'm so sick of this stupid chic. I want to slap her and snap her out of her dream land. I mean does she own a fucking mirror? Why are you wearing rings on every finger? You are not in 6th grade anymore honey, grow up!! Thank god Kevin is some semblance of stability and…..he doesn't go parading the kids out and about. Will someone from Peta please take her dog? That poor thing is probably scared shitless.

  54. Its my Life says – reply to this


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    She will end of an old lady with 75,000 cats in her decaying hollywood mansion talking to the walls alll by herself

  55. PHAQ!!!! says – reply to this


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    Screw the insane asylum and rehab. She has proven time and time again that she doesn't deserve her children. Take all her money and dump her on the street.

    I am so sick and tired of these "mothers" having children, and abusing drugs. Do the world a favor, and tie your damn tubes when you decide to become a drug addict. No one else should have to take on YOUR responsibilities, for something YOU CHOOSE to do. You choose to do drugs like crack, coke, meth, heroin, and so forth. Having children, especially when they are born addicted to the drug you to take, is wrong.

    I am sick and tired of hearing about reproductive rights for these people as well. "i'm a heroin addict, but hey, I have the right to pop out a baby thats going to be all fucked up because of me!" DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

  56. Her Majesty says – reply to this


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    Then she shouldn't be driving.

  57. blah says – reply to this


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    She easily could stay at home - away from those 40 paparazzis, but she chooses not to! She has no reason to drive around the whole day, she doesn't work or something. So JUST FUCKING STAY AT HOME SHITNEY BEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

  58. op says – reply to this


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    WAZ UP….LITTLE SIS AIN'T AROUND TO PISS FOR BRIT. Like i said a while ago the truth will come out sooner or later….

  59. spectacle street says – reply to this


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    Federline selling out HIS OWN KIDS and THIER MOTHER! And all you stupid people believe it cause you so fixated on dissing Brit Brit no matter what the cost.

  60. N says – reply to this


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    UGH

  61. lucy says – reply to this


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    put her in the loony bin is right…girl needs involuntary hospitalization…can you baker act someone in california?!??

  62. sozzy says – reply to this


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    How long can Brit go without a license plate on her car?????
    its been like month's…

  63. K-FED says – reply to this


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    Britney, I don't know what to say. HAHA BITCH ! YOU SO FUCKING STUPID !

  64. NancySaunderstheHomewrecker says – reply to this


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    SHe's a selfish mess who puts blame on everyone else and can't acknowledge she has done wrong or accept responsibility for what she has done

    Just like me.

  65. Whatever says – reply to this


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    Don't you have a camera to run to Perez? You're lucky to have one person take your picture…so shut the F*ck up.

  66. canyouhandlethetruth? says – reply to this


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    I'm with you on this CATHAZAT #25. It's pretty much impossible to help someone that doesn't want to be helped.

  67. lisa says – reply to this


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    EARTH TO JUDGE! EARTH TO JUDGE:

    Britney was like 5 hours late in the only hearing she bothered to attend before you. Did you really think she was going to comply with any of your orders?

  68. Erik says – reply to this


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    www.hot.ee/oprim

    BRITNEY BLACKOUT ALBUM DEMO
    ALL SONGS.. DOWNLOAD NOW!!

  69. yoga says – reply to this


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    I knew they were going to use that as the defense. She will never take ownership or responsibilitiy for her own actions. It will always be someone else's fault.

  70. HEY, BRITBOTS: says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU IDIOTS GOING TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON BRITNEY'S CD NOW? YOU GOING TO RALLY TO HER SUPPORT NOW? HOW CAN YOU WISH SUCCESS ON A WOMAN WHO DID EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO GIVE HER KIDS AWAY, INSTEAD OF TO KEEP HER CHILDREN? NOW, EVERY PENNY YOU SPEND ON HER ALBUMS, DOWNLOADS, CONCERT TICKETS WILL GO TO K-FED, WHO'S AS GOOD AS THE SOLE CUSTODIAN OF THE CHILDREN? GO SPEND THAT MONEY ON K-FED!

  71. v says – reply to this


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    She's a fucking fat selfish whore who ALWAYS blames other people for her problems. She has to be supervised with visits with her kids because she is a child abusing whore.

  72. WTF? says – reply to this


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    Here's a thought- STAY HOME YOU STUPID GIRL…and wear underwear. ugh

  73. Gina says – reply to this


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    The papparazzi following her had nothing to do with the fact that she left the scene of an accident without notifying anyone. She could have called for the cops to write an accident report. She seems to find then whenever she needs to get out of a store when the paps are following her or when she runs out of gas!

  74. so heres the plan says – reply to this


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    Ok so heres the plan the next time she asks the pap to go get her a drink form Starbucks they can start to slip in some anti-depressants and experiment from there to see which drugs help ;)

  75. shani says – reply to this


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    I LOVE "UNFITNEY". PERFECT NAME FOR HER DUMB ASS

  76. Hater says – reply to this


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    Britney — only way to make problems go away in LA — ANAL SEX & FELLATIO — start sucking HOOCHIE !!!

  77. Question??? says – reply to this


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    Let's just say that Brit gets her shit together….gets rehab and mental help…..gets the kids back….and starts her career again - this time not half-assed lipsyncing….etc.
    Do you think she could be on top again? - or is over for her?
    Is there too much damage done?

  78. ShaSha says – reply to this


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    Perez, Perez, Perez…….why do you constantly harp on this worthless piece of shit? If you really didn't like her, and you didn't want to give her press (your little "Boycott Britney" campaign), then why is post after post after post about her?!? Face it, you're just as much of a publicity whore as her, and to be honest, your site kind of sucks now…No, it really sucks. And you suck Perez. I used to love your site, now I hate it, and I'm not the only one. You're gonna lose your fans if you keep it up, and it seems like you have left your true original fans behind to be a d-list fame whore. I hope it's worth it.

  79. uk says – reply to this


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    the papz are probably 2 blame, although brit shouldnt have left the scene. brits life is like 1 step forward 2 steps back. i wish she would just get better and be the popstar she once was. come on britney !!!!!!!!!

  80. Heidi says – reply to this


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    Shitney….GET A DRIVER!!!!!! You can afford it, right? Or the drug money is getting expensive?

  81. Blame the papparazzi says – reply to this


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    I can't believe they are blaming the papparazzi for this screw ups mistakes now. I mean give me a break this bitch runs all over courting the papps just so she'll be in a few magazines. If the papparazzi was bothering her so much… move somewhere else or have someone else run out occasionally and pick your damn frappucino's up for you!! What an ass Slutney is

  82. Dr. Phil says – reply to this


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    Commit her and her toxic brain.

  83. ♀♀♀♀♀☺♥krazihottkelli♥☺♀♀♀♀♀ says – reply to this


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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Well, the dog is cute..but the kidz R cuter..so zad 4 them

    but maybe not..they probably have more fun where they're

    at with Kevin..and pot iz not meth, or cocaine..zo big deal

    it hez smoking pot..evidently the judge muzt smoke…

    If zhe doezn't care enough to cheat on thoze drug teztz,

    then Y do we care…we don't..let her have her drugz…

    shez the only one that haz to live with thiz mezz◘

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  84. katsu says – reply to this


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    LAME! lame excuses. take responsibility for your actions! Stop playing the blame game. LOSER!

  85. NancySaundersthehomewrecker says – reply to this


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    She's a mess - She doesn't acknowledge she has done anything wrong, blames everyone else for HER actions and won't take responsibility for what she has done.
    Just like me Nancy.

  86. karen says – reply to this


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    someone needs to freeze her assets. if she doesn't have access to her money, her power is gone, and then they can stage and intervention and get her help. She's a hot mess with psychological problems and addictions, and someone needs to step in before she hurts herself or others.

  87. Hyde says – reply to this


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    God. What a dumb slut. Blame the paps? That's a good one. I do suspect her mom is doing all she can, but only Britney can save herself, which she apparently has no interest in doing.

  88. Southern Social Worker says – reply to this


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    Re: yoga
    That's part of her disease. She's bipolar and a drug abuser. That's a dual diagnosis, and the most difficult for clinicians to treat. Denial is the core of dual diagnosis. Denial, in Britney's case, has a lot to do with her upbringing in the south, where mental illness is still very, very stigmatized. If the family is waiting on Britney to WANT HELP, it ain't going to happen. The only thing that can save her now is an intervention and court-ordered commitment. If her family love her, they will go ahead with the court-ordered commitment. Nothing else will work at this point. Losing her kids wasn't enough to jolt her. She's in deep denial. She won't "want to get better." She's going to have to be MADE to get better. And this CAN be done through having her committed to an institution that specializes in dual diagnosis treatment.

  89. Melissa says – reply to this


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    UNFITNEY!! I love it!

  90. My Two Cents says – reply to this


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    Seems to me u should be saying: where are her lawyers? her lawyers should be providing this information to the drug testers. that's what they r being paid big bucks for

  91. CHARMIN says – reply to this


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    DAS GEHT SO NICHT!!

  92. brtinteyrears says – reply to this


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    send her to iraq, maybe the soldiers can pass her around to ease some tension.

  93. adam Miami says – reply to this


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    Shut up perez !

    this could have happend to anyone, we are all human jus t like chris crocker says.
    who cares if she lost her kids ! maybe she doesnt want them, so what lets see how k fed handles the 2 monsters, im sure theyl be back to britneys side in no time
    as of for britney, enjoy your life !! you dont have kids anymore yay !! party and party
    oh and work too, cause we looove you britney !

  94. Sugar says – reply to this


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    Puh-leeze Miss Britney. Hire a driver then, you practically shit $100 bills. You can afford it.

  95. PopTart says – reply to this


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    Re: Question???
    No. I don't think that it's possible. I think her image is way too scarred. I think that she's already outlived her popularity, anyway, even without all fo the problems and idiocy.

  96. WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE says – reply to this


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    this doesn't matter for her SHE DOESN'T WANT OR LOVE HER CHILDREN OR HER FAMILY OR HER FRIENDS OR HER DOG!!THE ONLY ONE SHE LOVES IS HERSELF!!tipical of a fur lover!!

  97. Jillion says – reply to this


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    Why does she not get a driver to drive her ass to Starbucks??

  98. David says – reply to this


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    CHRIST! Leave her ALONE already! You are nothing more than an insignificant pimple on the ass of humanity! You exploit others' misfortune for your own gain! Just sick to death of your name calling, when you probably have never met the girl…regardless of her issues, you have no place shoveling shit like that…geez man (and I use the term lightly), give her a fucking break and focus on yourself! LAST TIME I visit your site!!

  99. Mik says – reply to this


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    I had my little one at 17. My "mama" no longer helped me fix my mistakes. I was now a mother, and responsible for another life. Once you decide to become a parent, I am sorry, but it's noone's responsibility to "make" you go to rehab, or wherever. True, that mothering never really end's, but babying a grown ass woman does. Now, Perez "leeeeeave Britney alone. or you have to deal with me!" lol

  100. lulu says – reply to this


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    I am convinced that Britney is bi-polar. Drug and alcohol addiction can be part of the disease. What her family needs to do is get a stun gun and kidnap her ass. I know it sounds crazy but that is what my family needed to do with one of my relatives. When it gets to the point where a person is endangering themselves they lose some of their personal rights. Get that girl in a comfy padded cell with some Lithium and a doctor to monitor her detox.

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