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It was only a matter of time!
Click here for a dance version of Britney's instant classic catch phrase - complete with accompanying parody video.
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Love it. love her. love "blackout". admit it Prez she's the shizz
fuck this first shite.
shes the shit
I obviously didn't watch that before i commented, it sucks! so unoriginall, so unfunny…
Just show some more Brody Jenner, mkay!
LMAO! This was so stupid it was hilarious. haha. F*&@ Britney, she needs to get control of her life. Until then, i have no respect.
Video dosen't work
aw im second… maybe.
i love britney!!
"The Britney Spears Bodyguard Song"
Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
"You keep sayin',
That I need to stay home nights,
You keep layin' all your advice on me,
When I'm playin',
You watch everything I do,
Just quit payin'
All your attention to me.
My brutes don't like your stalkin',
You paparazzi zoo,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
You keep layin'
In wait to stab me in the back,
You keep me smellin'
Like somethin' less than a rose,
You keep sayin'
I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
My brutes don't like your gawkin',
And takin' pictures too,
And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
You keep choosin'
Photos that make me look sleazy,
You say I'm losin'
All my looks and my fame,
You think bein' a party girl is easy,
If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
My brutes aren't made for talkin',
That's not what they do,
But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"
Rash Manly therashreport.com
A shit-encrusted dildo is more entertaining than this dude.
Dumb…doesnt even work
Brit wishes she was that thin!
I'm so stealing that dance bitch
i love it
I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT
i love it!!
The living dead, that's right!
Don't dream it, be it! Play it!
That was great!! I loved it.
It was funny until the blackout and then the coffin. so quiet. I reflected for a moment, that that could be her fate. then I thought, Poor Britney. Get your shit together.
BRAVO!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!! jajajaja ;D
Perez — I want to see the actual video of BRITNEY saying that famous catch phrase, mmkay? Not some silly dance song parody. That was dumb.
Ive never commented before but that was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time!!!
Sick Brilliant! Hysterical! The best thing I have seen all week!
That was funny. I LOVE BRITNEY!!! Blackout is awsome!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!
hahahahaha funny vid.
CANT BELIEVE PPL LIKE HER CAN HAVE CHILDREN THERE ARE MORE DESERVING PPL !!!!
PURE GENIUS! Brit brit is supposed to be on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM morning show soon. I doubt she'll show, but it will be entertaining if she does!! Plus Lance Gayface Bass will be there too.
AWESOME! but i would like to see the real footage of her actually saying the words….
That was funny, and just in time for Halloween!
LOL. that's hilarious
omg, that was great… watched it 3 times
great loved it ty
UR TOO MUCH
OMG, that was soo good! I liked it better than "Gimme More"!
that's better than gimme more.
holy shit that is fantastic!
WHY is this not her new single? She should capitalize on her insanity and go all Christina Agulera and just play it Diiiiirrrrty. She should write crazy party girl songs instead of "wahhhh I wish Justin Timberlake had never broken up with me" songs. She'd be huge! PEREZ, TELL HER!! SHE"LL LISTEN TO YOU!!!
okay it was stupid yet funny
Too Funny!! Me Likee Likee!!
I never thought we'd be so obessed with britney
Love this video, HILARIOUS!!! Looks like Britney too! The only people who like Britney are the teens! They don't know any better. DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!
Baaa ha haaa ha haaaa haaa hahaha
That was fricking BRILLIANT! I love that guy!
This can't be the real Britney…this britney is too thin!
Hey, is this made by dutch guys? Because I definitely saw some Dutch beers on that table!
Thats gonna be an even bigger hit than Gimme More!
Is it supposed to be a "technologic" rip-off? Poor Daft Punk.
AND THEY WANT HER TO HAVE MORE VISITATION TIME WITH HER KIDS?!!!! THIS GIRL IS FUCKED UP! WHO WHOULD SAY:ET, SNORT IT, AND FUCK IT !? WHEN SHE IS IN THE MIDST OF GETTTING CUSTODY BACK OF HER CHILDREN? THIS GIRL NEED TO OVERDOSE ALL ALONE!NO ONE WILL MISS HER, HER MUSIC SUCKS, HER PARENTING SKILLS SUCK SHE SUCKS. DIE BITCH!
Hey, is that video made by Dutch guys Because I definitely saw some Dutch beers on that table!
i don't what you other motherfuckers have been smoking but that video was awesome, it was well made, the song was good, talented people and just hilarious
Let's see who is laughing when her album goes number 1 on the charts…..yay go britney.your fans loveeee you and blackout is great.
Very funny!!!!!!! This is great!
Very good video!
I love you Britney. Give me money.
If that guy was trying to pass for Britney, he needs to gain 50 pounds. He is too thin. Funny dance though! :p
That shit was terrible. Not funny one bit..that guy was fuckin disgusting. Dumb ass!! I wanted to punch him in the fucking face for looking so stupid.
That was awesome- she asked for that!
Britney gives all of these losers money,they don't sell without her.
What a riot!
Isn't this the same guy who made a video about Sanjaya Malakar?
"Sanjaya, Sanjaya, gonna set your world on fi-ya!"
tooooo fucking funny!!!
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OMFG… I love it… Way too funny… Thanks Perez!
the funny thing is, that song sounds better than anything on britney's new album.
I fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shiz is the best! :'D
Love it, should have been the lyrics to Kanye West's Stronger though!
I admitt it! I laughed!!!!!
I love that little iguana…cute!
ohhh myyyy balllls that was funny…i could barely contain myself…hahaha the coffin muffy dance at the end…priceless!!!
Re: jenny –
haha funny…my name is jen too and i have never commented before either, but i couldnt resist after seeing that video…just thought id share…:)
That should be released as a single, it is actually quite good.
Re: I HATE BRITNEY –
ok i have a GREAT idea…i believe the reason why shes so messed up in the first place is the people she surrounds herself with. She is a person that is easily influenced and taken advantage of. It's fun and interesting to read about her but geeze…..no one needs to say she should "die"……
P.s. i feel i went all "Full house" on you…..it's just the right thing to do….play nice people……i love britney and always have….
OMG LOVE IT!!!!!!
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this was soooo stupid it didnt even make crack a smile
THAT WAS FREAKIN LAME.
she is the shit perez and she is your main support of money because if it wasn't for all the fuck up shit you talk about her a wouldn't look in your site i do it to defend her against an ass like you her album is the boms even if it kills you and they are right the record label doesn't need to promote her you do it for free
it's so bad!! perez are u running out of ideas!!
Hahahahaha Zombie Britney! That's about right.
That was great, thanks for posting it Perez!
that has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
this should have been her single! luvs it
too bad it was not funny at all. the guy in that video is as desperate as you. wanabe.
What have she ever done to u?
I love her, and u should do the same beacaus blackout i the best cd ever!
Things just keep getting worse for her.
The last we heard of Kim Richards, she was happily celebrating 30 days of being sober.
Well, it seems as though things weren't as peaceful as we thought, because the Real Housewife was just arrested on Sunday for shoplifting!
Apparently, a security guard at a Valley Target noticed the ex-RHOBH star trying to pocket over $600 worth of merch and placed her under citizen's arrest.
[ Photo: Celebrities Who Have Been Caught Shoplifting! ]
The news gets even uglier, because the 50-year-old then had to spend the night in a Van Nuys jail before posting her $5,000 bail on Monday.
This is Kim's second arrest of 2015 after being charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest, battery, and trespassing at the Beverly Hills Hotel on April 15.
We can't imagine this is going to be good for her sobriety, but we also hope this acts as another wake up call that she needs to change her habits.
[Image via MONEY$HOT/WENN.]
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