So Bizarre!
Filed under: Sarah Michelle Buffy
When did Sarah Michelle Gellar get so skinny????
We all loved her in the musical episode of Buffy, and now SMG is at it again - this time in the critically maligned film Southland Tales, from Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly.
Unfortunately, the results aren't as good as that cherished episode of Buffy.
Sarah Michelle lends her voice to the song Teen Horniness is Not a Crime. Yeah, you read that right.
Doesn't that sound like that should be in a John Waters film? Or a Britney Spears album?
Southland Tales opens next Wednesday in NY and LA. The soundtrack is out this week.
Enjoy SMG below. Or try to enjoy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: November 5, 2007 at 6:30 pm




First! I love her
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i love her too
FIRST!!!!!
She's still pretty… but starting to look a bit Calista Flockhart'ish.. NOT a good thing! Someone please feed her!!!!
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1st!
I love Sarah!! And Buffy!!
Cannot wait for Southland Tales..
hahahahahah!
FIRST!!!
and she is FABULOUS!!!
first!
huh?
her character is supposed to be a cheesey dumb pornstar so her singing in this sounds perfect for that character
she's a dead ringer for rachel zoe! ahhhhhhhhh
Was there any story, or just a random comment on her weight?
Where are her boobs?
LOVE LOVE LOVE SMG!!! SHE IS A GIRL I WOULD TURN STRAIGHT FOR!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
cool ?
where did her breasts go?????????????????
Kendall from All My Children. Wow
she's a dead ringer for rachel zoe! bahhhhhhhhhhh
fifty- second!!!
Maybe she was always flat chested. If she doesn't want to buy herself some implants, like so many young women, it would be her choice. Let's respect her and respect where she is now.
CLOSE TO FIRST! ha
Anyway…so sad that all the celeb women starve themselves into bony stick figures. IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT, and I wish they could see that. Women should have CURVES (and the curve of protruding bones DOES NOT COUNT)!
She's always been like that. unlike alot of those other actresses, she's naturally skinny.
Sarah Michelle Gellar is wierd…
I got a better question. When did you get so fat?
Where did her boobs go???
She got skinny when she stopped getting work - c'est hollywood
Yucky… I love SMG but this is baaaaaaaaaad… Noooooooooo…….. say it ain't so, perez, say it ain't sooooo………
Where are her boobs?
Does she have boobs?
GIVE ME A BURGER AND FRIES
Being so skinny only makes her look older.
ewww shes a republican, kinda looks like a young ann coulter…
she sounds like whats-her-face….oh yea thats right, they all sound the same.
(i mean ashley tisdale and all those other wanna-be singer but should really stick to their day jobs…which are what again??) i think that she just stick to her B/C-list acting career (if you can call it that) and just stop this singing already! this sounds like it should be on Mad TV or something.
This sounds just like any paris hilton song….this song SUCKS!!
so wtf is up with this song?
Idiot.
she sounds like whats-her-face….oh yea thats right, they all sound the same
(i mean all those ashley tisdales and all those other wanna-be singers who are just actresses that should just stick to their day jobs..if you can call what-ever-it-is they do day jobs) she just stick with her B/C-list acting thingy-ma-bober- and stop singing. seriously, this belongs on MadTV or something.
all her fat is under her arm.
I've met her and she is a ssssssssswwweeetheart.
With that said, that was awful. Just awful. I mean, Just awful
Man, is she F L A T !!!
Re: mememe – She is a living legend you hoe beast
Better question: when is she going to have babies? Is Freddie not giving her any lovin'?
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sarah is brilliant bold and beautiful….the dress is beautiful too, but cuts her in a bad place….why doesn't she have a better career? she is amazing….guess being strong and outspoken in hollywood is a four-letter word….
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SHE'S A COKE WHORE!!!
OMG, this is a terrible pic…she is looking way too thin…I still love her as Buffy!!!
WATCH OUT! It's Rachel Zoe's little sis.
omg what happened to her??? she needs to eat..everyone should get soup cans and send it to SMG so she WONT turn into calista flockhart!!
I liked the song… I've always loved her in what whatever she does.
she looks fine
SHE'S A COKE WHORE! SO IS FREDDIE.
I miss when she actually had weight on her. She was a horrible influence for young women at the end of BtVS
She looks awful. What happened to her boobs? Please eat, you look 50 years old.
She should collaborate with britney. This was probalby a Britney song.
She should collaborate with britney. This was probalby a Britney song.
She's aged a lot. It looks like she finally had some Botox.
i'm not an advocate for breast implants, but in this case i'll make an exception. get her to dr. 90210 real quick
where are her boobs?
That was the worst shit I've ever heard in my life.
This song is ironic and not meant to be taken seriously. In Southland Tales she plays a porn star turned celebrity turned pop star, like a certain girl we all know…I think it's hilarious and dead on for what it is attempting to be.
The movie is a joke perez, do some research
I love SMG! she was the hottest ho back in the day…i mean seriously everyone was hott for Buffy in the late '90's…none of the current hollywood sluts can touch how hott she was…SMG is still super sexi but damn girl needs to eat a lil bit
shes a total HAS BEEN
What happened to her breasts?
uhm…where the fuck are her tits?! that is the most bizarre photo i've ever seen of a woman. they either don't exist or they hang granny-low
Good heavens- what's happened to he breasts? They've disappeared!
i hope you all realize that the song is a fucking joke. I can't wait for Southland Tales…and Sarah Michelle is fucking awesome
it's clearly satire, as is the film.
Where did her boobs go??? What an awful picture.
can you say p-l-a-s-t-i-c-s-u-g-u-r-e-a…..fuck i cant spell
I thought she always looked like that.
SMG has always been really skinny, she was skinnier during buffy season 7 than she is now, she's just a teeny tiny girl.
Hey its that THAT bad.
its better than most of Brit's songs!
where are her boobs?
she looks pretty botoxed too!
She looks beautiful. . .but where are her boobs?
is it just me or did that song suck hard?
that is a hella of alot better than some of the "real" music out there, I could totally jam to that! And she is gorgeous to boot!!
ok….it looks like she has a skirt on , but just pulled up really high….i mean come on , i really dont think thats supposed to be a top. i really dont know how that little thin band would fit over any normal womans boobs. its gotta be that its supposed to be the waistband!!!!!
she was a bit bigger back then, but in this pic she does looks skinner in her face (but she looks up) and the dress is tight. In other pics with that dress it not that strange around the chest…I think someone has been using photoshop again….
WTF?
OMG, this is almost as funny as her Xtina Dirty parody.
She has always been a skinny minny. She likes to ride her Hello Kitty bike instead of drive, and work out. Leave her alone, atleast she's not driving around drunk, flashing her snatch, or adopting black babies from Zanzibar as a fashion accessory.
To address several comments, her boobs are squished to the right side (where they are spilling out of the top of the dress). She doesn't look TOO skinny. She looks good and I like the dress.
Probably after the media started speculating that she was pregnant when she wasn't!
I don't care I love her and am glad that she and her hot hubby are still together. Gawd I wish she would come out with like a 30 something version of Cruel Intentions…that isn't my fav SMG movie but I like her when she plays the bad girl because she plays it so well.
WOW THAT DRESS IS STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE HER BOOBS??????????????? AS FAR AS THE SONG GOES……. I STOPPED IT AT ABOUT 20 SECONDS!!!!!!OUCH THAT HURT!!!!!!!
First, I love her, and I love Buffy! And really I don't think this song is so bad!! It's a little old-school Britney, but it's kinda cool!
She's such a bitch - totally high-strung and uptight. I hope she goes away for good!
She looks weird. She has the facial structure of a kid, but wrinkled skin like an old lady. I can't tell if she's in highschool or the old folks home.
She's gorgeous. And the song is pretty bad, but she has this cuteness and bubbly voice. I like it.
wow mischa barton!
i love her SO much. she's my absolute favorite woman in hollywood and i'm so excited for southland tales!
oh not another one of those skinny chicks with control issues.
It sounds like a song from Music & Lyrics. I don't think the song is meant to be taken seriously though, it ties in with her character/story in the film.
More to the point, is that actually her singing? I know they've touched it up and used pro tools or whatever but it sounds nothing like her. She wanted them to hire someone to sing her parts in the Buffy musical but changed her mind when she read the script. Is someone else singing it? I really can't believe it's her, I'd never tell.
Shes always been tiny. She looks the same.
where are her boobs?
Is this serious?!!! What a horrilbe song!
She is pretty, but that has got to be the most unflattering dress for her, look at her chest….nothing….she could've chosen something better!
what happened to her boobs they look like moobs!