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We love Miz Johansson, but the real juicy story on Us Weekly's cover this week is about Britney's creepy and ever-present new friend, Osama Lutfi, and his shady past.

We knew he was trouble!

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  1. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  2. mooseboot says – reply to this


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    First….eat me!

  3. stefank says – reply to this


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    3rd

  4. funneyhunney85 says – reply to this


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    First Fools

  5. jojo says – reply to this


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    ew he looks like a creeper

    first?

  6. yup says – reply to this


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    they're all sluts

  7. dave says – reply to this


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    how can she say she hasn't had work done - liar

  8. first says – reply to this


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    first hahaha

  9. i love you perez says – reply to this


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    first!

  10. yup says – reply to this


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    maybe he will end up killing shitney for us.

  11. Bunni says – reply to this


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    3rd haha

  12. perezisGOD says – reply to this


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    OMG ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD WITH PLASTIC SURGERY?!
    I never would of thought!

  13. amn says – reply to this


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    haha firsttttttt

  14. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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    Osama is a douche

  15. Chris says – reply to this


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    Leave Britney alone already! Give the girl some peace.. why do you care who she spends her time with or how she spends her life? Just leave her alone.. she's a freakn human.

  16. GHogKilla says – reply to this


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    Poor Brit she needs mental help. I still have my money on post partum.

  17. Amanda says – reply to this


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    All of the before and after pictures just look like they have gotten rid of their 90's hair and makeup… not like they've had plastic surgery.

  18. gabthefab says – reply to this


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    first?

  19. ... says – reply to this


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    she's taking a breath or flaring her nose in the picture, she has not had a nose job fat fuck

  20. dave says – reply to this


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    THIRD!!!!! thats the closest ive ever been

  21. dave says – reply to this


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    THIRD! thats the closest ive been !

  22. 1ST BITCHES says – reply to this


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    1st bitches! yeahh eat that all u fucking jonas brothesr haters!!!!!!!!!!! MILEY CYRUS CAN DIES U HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH BOOOIIIII

    BRITTNEY SUPPORTERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Pilton says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!! SUCK MY HUGE FUCKIN BALLS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

  24. U SUCK says – reply to this


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    47th DUMBASSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHUT UP WITH THE "FIRST" THING
    The Scarlett Johansson story is bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. sae says – reply to this


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    5th!

  26. HORACEEESSS says – reply to this


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    I can imagine both of them fucking each other long and hard with the lights on, while britneys boobs and fat jiggle.

  27. Sandeana says – reply to this


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    If the rumors about Spears being pregnant are true, I'm willing to bet that Lufti
    is the father. He has been keeping company with Spears at least since the summer.

  28. rah says – reply to this


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    Re: one – Retard firstie.

    That dude is scary! Makes bit o brains look sane.

  29. Dickens says – reply to this


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    Please tell us about Osama's past.

    BTW, the pool picture of you is great.

  30. PAT says – reply to this


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    Re: Amanda – Um..check out Hilton and Jolie's nose. Most people in Hollywood have something done whether it's their lips, nose, etc.

  31. Wierd! says – reply to this


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    Is it just me of does Britney and Osama remind you of Anna Nicole and Howard Stern??? CrEePy

  32. is it methface? says – reply to this


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    this guy deserves to be taken apart the by press-he wreaks of used car-salesman. However, once again, that Twit is being painted as a victim. It is her choice to put him in her control. why must we hear more lame excuses? Who tells Miss Permanent Lip Rash 2007 what to do?

  33. Kate says – reply to this


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    I like when people wake up and realize most famous people were not born perfect. We look up to these women and try so hard to look like them but fail. What people need to remember is in a lot of ways they are fake. The fakeness needs to be exploited so young girls can feel good about who they are and not worship someone they could never be like.

  34. IT'S UNFITNEY, BITCH! says – reply to this


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    SAM LUTFI IS BRIT'S DEALER. SHE IS ALSO SLEEPING WITH HIM. HES PIMPING HER LIKE A CRACKHEAD HOOKER.

  35. Gordito says – reply to this


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    Never 1st, EVER!

    # 12 and & 18 have it right. Just professional hair and make up and photography. The before pictures are obviously candid.

  36. dana says – reply to this


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    perez…the johannson story was obviously denied and labeled fake, how are you going to believe that what they are writing about this man isnt false either? its stupid people like you who buy into these stories and make these magazine corporations rich. good job dumb wit

  37. bakemeacake. says – reply to this


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    not to downplay the britney spears story by talking about s.jo but did US weekly fail to notice that she's like 12 in picture #1? god, i PRAY that i look different than i did when i was 12.

  38. Shearry says – reply to this


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    I happen to know Sam Lufti. He is a good man. I believe his heart is in the right place. I know Britney's with him, dude is hung like a horse. No lie. My sister said it is quite impressive. Good luck Sam and Britney…

  39. jak says – reply to this


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    obviously her nose is gonna look different. The first picture she's not smiling with her teeth and she's a lot younger. She's using different muscles which is going to pull her nose differently.

  40. ADAM says – reply to this


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    She looks the same in both photos only with different lighting
    As well as she looks alot younger
    GOD I WOULD LOVE IT IF SHE SUED YOU TOO YOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER

  41. kaleena says – reply to this


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    her nose looks exactly the same? she's just more grown up. that first picture..she's no more than 13.

  42. yo momma says – reply to this


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    SHITNEY IS SO DISGUSTING AND SO ARE THE UGLY ASS PEOPLE SHE KEEPS AROUND HER TO MAKE HERSELF FEEL BETTER. SHE IS A MENTALLY CHALLENGED CARPET MUNCHER WHO WILL EFF ANYTHING THAT HAS A PULSE!! SHE IS EFFING THIS CHILD MOLESTER LOOKING CREEP AND HE IS MANIPULATING HER " SPECIAL" MIND SO THAT HE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ROLLIN IN THE $$$. SHE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING BUT STUPID TRAILOR TRASH AND EVERY1 SHOULD IGNORE HER.

  43. barbara says – reply to this


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    tabloids make me laugh. theyre only for amusement and its so rare to find a true story. i call bs on the surgery pics theyre all from the 90's- early 2000s. its like bakemeacake. said, id pray to look different from 5-10 years ago.

    but on the other hand that lufti guy freaks me out. they might be right on that one. some people just give off a bad vibe.

  44. lauren says – reply to this


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    eww… scarlett looks like an alien in the before shot.

    and who's this guy hangin with britney.. o0o…

  45. malie says – reply to this


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    what did Lufti do in de past?

    stop that stupid first shit!

  46. Mike says – reply to this


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    Re: Shearry – I'm kind of sick of people bashing Britney's guy. Sam used to work with me years ago and he was a wonderful man then, I'm sure not much has changed.

  47. us weekly sucks says – reply to this


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    That 'before' pic of ScarJo was from when she was like, 17.

  48. Katie says – reply to this


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    Scarlett Johanson does not look any different. None of them do. They are celebs and have money to look different. People mature with age.

    And the guy does look like a creep.

  49. marissa says – reply to this


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    ughhhhhhh. u like scarlett ho-hannsson????

  50. yesimurworstnightmarebitch says – reply to this


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    SCARLETT HOJANSON IS A FAKE HO! GOSH I HATE WHORES! JUST COMPARE THE TWO PICTURES! LOOK AT HER NOSE! SHE DEFINITLEY GOT A SURGERY!! IF YOU FALL FOR SCARLETT'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  51. oh snap says – reply to this


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    Howard k STERN AND Anna Nicole 2.o

    Who cares about Plastic surgery…I want a nose job too.

    P.s Scarjo sucks!

  52. oh snap says – reply to this


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    Halle's nose job is obvious. It was really wide before.

  53. markus9128 says – reply to this


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    Screw Scarlett? With pure joy!!! Over and over again!!! *drool*

  54. Allison says – reply to this


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    Ok, it does not even look like Scarlett got a nose job. At all. She's more tan and she's lost weight in her face. But the size and shape of her nose are the EXACT GODDAMN SAME. Must have been a slow ass day in Hollywood to have to concoct that shit.

  55. Shearry says – reply to this


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    Re: Mike
    Well Mike, you clueless queen. I said I know him too , you geek. Yes he was nice, somewhat smart and an all around good guy! He also has a 9 inch cock you simpleton. Wake the fuck 'mo.

  56. L35L13 says – reply to this


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    Re: yesimurworstnightmarebitch
    You're an idiot. She's probably 13 or 14 in the first pic and the second is when she's about 23. That's 10 years difference. Her nose actually looks exactly the same. It's all a makeup trick… you highlight the bridge of the nose to make it look slimmer. The only difference is her cheeks only because she's not smiling in the first pic.

  57. O...k says – reply to this


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    Re: Katie – Your nose doesn't change it's shape as you age. At least mine hasn't and I'm way older then anyone on this magazine cover. I don't think Scarlet has had any surgery but the others have.

  58. Julia says – reply to this


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    such a creep!!!!! …scarlet totally got a nose job..

    you seven year olds with your "firsts"…isn't it past your bed time?

  59. Mike says – reply to this


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    Re: Shearry – I know you did, I was just replying to you because I was agreeing. No need to get harsh. Geez.

  60. Melissa Martin says – reply to this


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    Re: Shearry – Do you have an education? I wish people would speak proper English. I doubt anyone on this message board actually knows him. I guess we should believe you because you are pretending to know his penis size.

  61. Matt says – reply to this


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    Hollywood is so fucking fake, it makes me vomit. You guys are full of shit who say you know Brit's ugly man. I know Britney, leave her alone! She has a lose hole my brother said. haha LOSERS

  62. Alex says – reply to this


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    Sam Lufti has a shady past of abuse and such so I am sure he is wonderful like you retards say. Hung like a horse? I guess that makes up for him being a woman beater.

  63. Alex says – reply to this


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    Re: Matt – Good thing her boyfriend is hung like a horse then. haha

  64. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

  65. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

  66. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

  67. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

  68. kelly says – reply to this


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    WTF… that picture of Scarlett looks like shes 15 freakin years old. No shit she looks different! She didn't have work done, she grew up, there's a difference morons!

  69. case says – reply to this


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    You are extremely gullible if you believe that she has had a nose job. If you just look closely you can see that the pic on the left is way brighter than the right. Geez, some people will believe anything.

  70. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

    ANGIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE IF YOU FALL FOR AGNIE'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  71. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

    ANGIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE IF YOU FALL FOR AGNIE'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  72. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

    ANGIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE IF YOU FALL FOR AGNIE'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  73. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

    ANGIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE IF YOU FALL FOR AGNIE'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  74. mbt says – reply to this


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    IT IS TRUE I HAVE AFEW PICTURES OF ANGIE FROM AFEW YEARS AGO , THIS WOMAN HAS DONE MAJOR SURGRIES , SHE HAS DONE 3 NOSE JOBES AND CHEECK BONES AND JAW SURGERY.

    ANGIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAKE IF YOU FALL FOR AGNIE'S LYING CRAP THAT SHE DIDNT YOU ARE SOOO DUMB!

  75. BILL says – reply to this


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    HUNG LIKE A HORSE? THAT IS SUCH A STUPID WAY TO SAY SOMEONE HAS A LARGE COCK.

  76. Monroe says – reply to this


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    Re: Shearry – I'm sure you know him you lying sack of shit!

  77. sammy says – reply to this


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    Re: mbt – Must you post so many times. How god damn annoying! I'm laughing because all I saw when I scrolled down besides this stupid repeated post was; hung like a horse. Someone actually used that phrase on here? lol what a winner

  78. madmax says – reply to this


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    As stupid as she is, she would start fucking a terrorist.

  79. Ss says – reply to this


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    I heard Spears ugly boy toy had a tiny dick!

  80. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Scarlett hasn't had a nose job, just a bronzer trick with make-up. NOW…Angelina, Hallie, and Paris HAVE ALL HAD Nose jobs! Hallie's nose used to be a wide African-American nose and Paris had a larger nose without the hook that she has now. She's actually had two nose jobs. Her nose is still ugly! The reason why the pics are old is because they had the work done after those pics!

  81. xoxo says – reply to this


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    Hahaha! Her nose was totally different before. People need to stop acting like they are born natural beauty because they are not.

  82. GROSS HORSES AND PENIS says – reply to this


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    Why the hell are people talking about horses and private parts? No one cares about the terrorist dick. I wouldn't be proud to know about what it looks like anyhow. GROSS GROSS GROSS

  83. MBT says – reply to this


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    Angie has done cheek bone , jaw , 3 nose surgries and wearing color contact lenses. look at pictures of before and after and i have alot of pictures from her past to prove it and it is sooooooooooooooooooo obivous . she is sooooooooooooo fake.

  84. MBT says – reply to this


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    Angie has done cheek bone , jaw , 3 nose surgries and wearing color contact lenses. look at pictures of before and after and i have alot of pictures from her past to prove it and it is sooooooooooooooooooo obivous . she is sooooooooooooo fake.

  85. MBT says – reply to this


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    Angie has done cheek bone , jaw , 3 nose surgries and wearing color contact lenses. look at pictures of before and after and i have alot of pictures from her past to prove it and it is sooooooooooooooooooo obivous . she is sooooooooooooo fake.

  86. kyle says – reply to this


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    FINALLY… since I looked at him I knew it.

    LOOK AT HIS FACE… it says it all… he probably drugs her and take all her money. she will end up like anna nicole and he will be H. K. Stern

  87. Blogger says – reply to this


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    Re: Mandy – I couldn't agree more with what Mandy said.

  88. Tom says – reply to this


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    Re: Shearry – What does wake the fuck 'mo mean? Oh and I doubt you actually know the loser.

  89. SHUT UP says – reply to this


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    Re: MBT – She is fake we get it, now shut the fuck up!

  90. kamsm@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    Who is this guy with Britney? He looks like a serial killer and is probably the biggest asshole.

  91. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Re: Tom – wake the fuck ‘mo means; I try to sound cool but I'm not. lol

  92. Brett says – reply to this


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    Britney is stupider than hell. Osama. That's terrific. He's probably a terrorist. Or like the vast majority of Muslims, is anti-American and refuses to condemn terror.

  93. sam's ex says – reply to this


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    ok ok I fucked sam for the last 4 1/2 yrs and we are now good friends. he is a person that can be trusted and has brit's best interest in mind. I know you all believe me because i slept with him for sooooo long

  94. osama says – reply to this


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    Why do white women from south always end up being controlled by hairy middle easterners?

    Like Anna Nicole was controlled by hairy Howard Stern and Britney is controlled by Osama Bin Laden's cousin. They need terrorists to tell them what to do.

  95. keerraw says – reply to this


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    He is her HANDLER and Britney is another MIND CONTROL victim churned out by the Disney machine. Britney displays classic symptoms of mind control. She has been programmed to DISTRACT the population from the real issues that are going on, such as this PLANET is turning into a massive police state, EVERYBODY knows 9/11 was an inside job, the "government" wanted to wipe out certain sections of New Orleans so did nothing to help them, etc. etc.
    . But everyone feels powerless over things like this, so it is far easier to focus attention on a personality such as Britney and their odd behavior than all of us unite to focus our attention on Big Brother and the War Machine.

  96. damn says – reply to this


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    Re: MBT

    you are obviously obsessed with the woman. I'm no fan but there is no need to lie she has her fathers cheeks and there is a bunch of childhood pix of her where she looks pretty much the same except for her nose, freak. the only time she looked different is when she was really chubby in the face.

  97. keerraw says – reply to this


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    We are like little children and all that matters to us is the eye candy of the nano-second, is Britney flashing her vajayjay again. If you watch the pattern, you will always note that every true crisis is paired with a personality distraction, and if you google on words like mind control, monarch, MK-ULTRA & Montauk, you will get a real education. This is for real.
    . Britney is one of many puppets in the hands of a shadow puppetmaster. Zoom out and see the big picture. There are many more like Britney; she is just very good at her job. Of course, she has no idea and thinks that the ideas in her mind are "hers". Wake up, people. Research and find out for yourself.
    .
    Read the vibration in the guy's eyes and you will see what I am saying is true. He is her handler, and she has NO CLUE she is being handled. This is why many people who come across her say she acts like she's in a trance. She is kept this way by an easy supply of drugs. It is easy for her handler's to access her in hotels without the paparazzi noticing their comings and goings. Connect the dots. Now look around and see if you can figure out the other celebrities who are mind controlled. You may deny this now, and think that I am being too off the wall, but in a year, or five, or ten, when things are a lot more obvious, you will remember this email and go, oh yeah, that was right on.

  98. Wake up, Fantard says – reply to this


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    Re: Chris – Hate to break this to you, but Perez doesn't publish or own Us Magazine. Why don't you go to the Us Magazine site and whinge to them about leaving Britney alone?

  99. At Least Its Not Osama Bi Lauden says – reply to this


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    Fuck britney

  100. kevin says – reply to this


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    Britney is controlled by a muslim. He is going to take her money away to fund terrorists. FBI! Do something.

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