He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Disney is pulling out all the stops for their live-action Beauty & The Beast! And by stops we mean stars, the newest of which is…
Ewan McGregor! The Moulin Rouge star will be singing once again as candlestick/maître d' Lumiere!
And because we now know the movie will contain the classic songs from the cartoon, Ewan will be singing the centerpiece Be Our Guest!
Hmm, he's not French, he's not known for his singing voice, and we don't get to look at his pretty face. Far be it from us to second-guess Disney, but hmm…. LOLz!
Guess we'll find out how it all works on March 17, 2017!
What do YOU think about this casting??
For the February 2015 issue of Nylon Guys, Ewan's close pal and Cassandra's Dream co-star, Colin, revealed the size of the actor's… PEEN.
When Jimmy Fallon decides to play charades with with his guests on The Tonight Show, it's always gonna be a good time.
Booooooy, did they deliver!
Jimmy fights with Charles, Ewan provides confusion with his British-isms, and the last round really brings the competitive spirit out in the guys!
Ch-ch-check out the LOL-filled video (above)!!!
This new daddy could have quite the busy schedule come 2015!!
Marvel is searching for a Hollywood stud to play the title character in its upcoming Doctor Strange movie, as Joaquin Phoenix is said to have passed on the part. The Gos is one of the lucky dudes reportedly up for it - but other names being tossed around include Matthew McConaughey and Ewan McGregor.
The Notebook actor is also rumored to have met with
Will Matthew McConaughey replace his "alright alright alright" with "alakazam alakazam alakazam"?
After the loss of Joaquin Phoenix, Marvel is working hard to find their Doctor Strange, and we're hearing that Matthew is at the top of a very short list.
But the True Detective star has some stiff movie star competition!
Marvel also reportedly has their Eye of Agamotto on some other sexy stars, including previously rumored Ethan Hawke and Jared Leto, Ewan McGregor, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Star Wars Episode VII star Oscar Isaac!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (above)! Which one of these hotties would U cast in the role??
[Image via Bauer Griffin Online.]
Well this is certainly a new look for Gwyneth Paltrow! LOLz.
The Goop creator appears on one of four new posters for her upcoming film with Johnny Depp and she's sporting some MAAAJOR facial hair!
But she's not the only one!
Let's be real, though… They all look AWESOME with mustaches! Plus the posters are so fun!
Makes us wonder what the movie is actually about!
But, we do have to say, we're MOST impressed by how well Gwyneth pulls this look off! LOL!z
Though, she IS Gwyneth Paltrow. She can make anything look good!
Ch-ch-check out all four character posters (above)!!!
[Image via Lionsgate.]
The Great White Way is about to get even greater!
Maggie Gyllenhaal is coming to Broadway, so it looks like Midtown Manhattan will get just that much more congested, as we're sure her stage presence will bring thousands…nay, millions on an epic pilgrimage to see her act.
She'll be in Tom Stoppard's play The Real Thing starring opposite of Ewan McGregor, who will be treading the boards on Broadway for the first time as well.
Maggie plays the woman Ewan's playwright character leaves his wife for! Sounds steam-ay, and with these two hotties in these roles, we're sure there's not going to be a dry seat in the house.
The play won the 1984 Tony award for Best Play, so who knows if this revival will get Maggie a Tony too!
Congrats, Maggie! You lick that Playbill!