Girrrl, we have missed you so!
But now it looks like she's ready to step back out into the spotlight!
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Uh-oh!! All of the coed tittays in the world might not help Joe dig himself out of this debt-filled ditch!
Seven months after home-skillet declared bankruptcy, it looks like Joe Francis' bank is finally foreclosing on his Bel-Air mansion!!
Sources at JPMorgan Chase Bank are reportedly saying the porn mogul is $127,686.91 behind on his mortgage payments!!!
Yikes! Dude will need to sell a truckload of $9.99 DVDs to pay back that debt!!
Hope the porn king was wearing a raincoat, because the you-know-what just hit the fan!
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was hauled out of a courtroom in handcuffs minutes ago when a judge sentenced him to 270 days in a county jail for attacking a woman in his home back in 2011.
Joe was convicted months ago on several counts of assault, false imprisonment, and "dissuading a witness from reporting," and today the judge wasn't feeling especially lenient.
Not only will he serve AT LEAST 270 days in jail, but he will also
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is going wild with a new friend of his!
A 600 pound sea lion!
The man with the million dollar plan rents out the sea lion named Litibu near his vacay spot in Puerta Vallarta, and Joe is loving his new bud.
Here's what he tweeted:
Like a fudge-dipped ice cream cone dusted in raw cane sugar, this irony is so SWEET your dentist would beg you not to indulge!
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis had SEX on tape, but he's threatening legal action to ensure the footage never sees daylight!!!
Joe and his super-hawt gal pal Abbey Wilson recorded multiple sexual encounters, transferred the footage to her iPad, brought it with her to the LAX, and apparently had it stolen right out of her bag!!!
Crime, boy, we don't know!!!
We don't know why Abbey needed to watch her homemade pornos on the plane, but we're sure she regrets bringing them with now!!
The alleged thief is apparently shopping the hardcore XXX footage around to various media outlets, but Joe and his legal peeps are PISSED!
His Lawyer David Houston revealed
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis went a little too wild himself, and now he could be facing some serious jail time!
The porn mogul was recently found guilty of assault and multiple charges of false imprisonment stemming from his arrest back in 2011.
Joe was accused of taking a few women back to his pad for some good times, but the problem was he wouldn't let them leave when the night was over! One woman even claims that he attacked and choke-slammed her head to the ground!
Well now he could be facing up to five years behind bars for his disgusting behavior and is set to be sentenced later this week.
It's hard to believe that a guy who pays women to take their tops off for a living could find a way to damage his reputation, but apparently Joe is just full of surprises!
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Sooooo… Is R-Patz the one going wild or his female Twi-Hards???
We're not really sure how this would work, but the proposition is very much a real thing.
After Robert Pattinson joked that Girls Gone Wild would be the one cast he would like to see his fellow Twilight co-stars mingle with, GGW creator Joe Francis of course took the opportunity to get his name out there and stepped up with an offer for the actor.
In a letter to Rob, Joe propositioned him with an $100,000 offer to shoot a video of the popular adult franchise, writing that he:
After a few visits to the Broadway stage, we guess they wanted to enjoy some physical activity!
And we couldn't think of a better way to do it!